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お知らせ：ヤマジュンブロックエキスパンション第一弾「ヤマジュン」のパッチテキスト化は
'09/03/20/03:17に全て完了しました。試されたい方は、下のURL先のテキストを[編集]→[すべて選択]→[コピー]し、
メモ帳に張り付けた後、適当な名前で、適当な場所へ保存してください。
http://www.geocities.jp/jmynr799/YJ_En_MWS.txt
以下はパッチをMWSに反映させる方法です。非公式のパッチにつき、バックアップされておくことを推奨します。
0) MWSのメイン画面を開きます。もし他に非公式パッチを使っている場合、それらを除外します。
除外のやり方…メニューバーから [Tools]→[Analyze/Add/Remove Sets] を選び、[Remove Edition]ボタン/タブを押し、
該当のパッチのラジオボタンを選び、[I Agree]ボタンを押します。完了後、MWSを再起動します。
1) メイン画面にてCtrl+Mを押すことにより、MWSのマスターベースを画面上側に表示させます。
2) メニューバーから[Tools]→[Analyze/Add/Remove Sets]を選びます。
3) [Add New Edition]ボタン/タブを押します。
4) エディション名(Edition Name)に「Yamajun」と入力し、エディション鍵(Eition key)に「YMJ」と入力します。
5) 「Get data from text spoiler」のチェックボックスにチェックを入れ、
「Path to Spoiler」のダイアログボックスに、先ほど保存したパッチテキストのアドレスを入れます。
6) 「Next page」ボタンを押します。
7) 「Add Edition」ボタンを押すと、パッチテキストがMWSに読み込まれます。
完了後、Ctrl+Sを押してマスターベースを上書きします。
8) MWSを再起動させたら完了です。なお、後でパッチを外したくなった時には(0)を実行してください。
重要!! 手順(7)、(8)を飛ばさないでください。90%の問題は、マスターベースを保存していないことに起因します。
//以下はパッチテキストを製作していた際の注意事項です。次のエキスパンションテキスト化の為に残しておきます。
注意
＊1:総合ルールの表記に合わせるため, 結合は「joint」, 背面攻撃は「back attack」, 解除は「Shake off [cost]」,
発展は「progress N [cost]」,「つける/はずす/連結状態/はずれた状態」は「attach/unattach/connected/becoming unattached」
にして下さい.
＊2:起動コストの書き方がタップシンボルで終わる場合の起動方能力は'T ', それ以外は': 'の後に効果を書きます.
アンタップシンボルで終わる場合は'oQ: 'です. また, テキストで分割マナは「o(u/b)」と表現されます.
マナコストの分割マナ, 例えば「(U / B)」等と違うことに注意してください.
＊3:wikiに修正案の有るカードの場合, そちらを優先して書いてください.
＊4:その他はhttp://www.magic-league.com/download/SHM_En_MWS.txtを参考にして下さい.
＊5:フレイバーに現れる「アッー！」は取り敢えず"Axtu-!"で統一します.
//注意事項はここまで。
更新履歴
'09/03/20/03:17 ver.1.00完成
Number: 307 cards total
Colors: 46 white, 46 blue, 46 black, 46 red, 46 green, 36 artifact, 25 gold, 16 Land
Rarity: 97 common, 99 uncommon, 106 rare, 5 basic lands
Card Name: Anal Developer
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Adviser
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: H: Target creature becomes homosexual until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Tonight I tell you how to homo-sex at your leisure."
"Oh, teacher..."
Artist:
Card #: 1/307
Card Name: Angelic homosexual
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Angel Spilit
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Flying, protection from Homosexuals
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 2/307
Card Name: Castration
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target homosexual creature gets -99/+0. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 3/307
Card Name: Chastity Belt
Mana Cost: 1WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be target of homosexual spell or ability.
If Enchanted creature is homosexual, it can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be played.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 4/307
Card Name: Citizen in Geelong city
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: W, T Untap target creature if it is a homosexual, Otherwise tap it.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: " - Incidentally, are you a gay?"
Artist:
Card #: 5/307
Card Name: Heterosexual
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Vigilance
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 6/307
Card Name: Homosexual Guide
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant nonke creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 7/307
Card Name: Kuso-miso Technique
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and becomes homosexual.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 8/307
Card Name: Penis Developer
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Adviser
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: H Target homosexual creature gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 9/307
Card Name: Scent of Sperm
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
As an additional cost to play Scent of Sperm, reveal any number of white cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint.
You gain 2 life for each card revealed this way.
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, You gain plus 2 life.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 10/307
Card Name: Staunch Homosexual
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: As long as Staunch Homosexual attaches or attached, it gets +0/+4 .
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 11/307
Card Name: Under Arrest
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
When Under Arrest comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is white, put a manacles counter on Under Arrest.
Enchanted creature can't block.
Enchanted creature can't attack as long as Under Arrest has a manacles counter on it.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "I'm a ill policeman too..."
Artist:
Card #: 12/307
Card Name: Venerable Homonk
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Monk Cleric
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: When Venerable Homonk comes into play, you gain 2 life.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 13/307
Card Name: Vigorous Homosexual
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 1/4
Card Text: Whenever an opponent chooses creatures for targets of back attack, you may choose that the opponent changes one of its targets to a Vigorous Homosexual if able.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 14/307
Card Name: Tinea Cruris
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is blocked by other creature, Put a -1/-1 counter on each of them at end of combat.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 15/307
Card Name: Homonk Idealist
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Monk Clerec
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text:Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
When Homonk Idealist comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is nonke, return target homosexual artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 16/307
Card Name: Penishair
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Destroy target enchantment.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 17/307
Card Name: Gay Religion Consolidate
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 3/1
Card Text:Back attack, shake off [3]
Gayness Consolidate gets +0/+3 as long as it attaches or be attached.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 18/307
Card Name: Anal-White
Mana Cost: WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: First strike, vigilance
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 19/307
Card Name: Beautiful Child Soldier
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Homosezual creatures get +1/+1.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 20/307
Card Name: Junior High-school Student
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: 2W, T, Sacrifice Junior High-school Student: Remove target attacking homosexual creature from the game.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 21/307
Card Name: Happiness of Only Two Mens
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Remove target homosexual creature and another target creature you control from the game.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 22/307
Card Name: Homonastery Gargoyles
Mana Cost: 3WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Gargoyle
Pow/Tou: 3/4
Card Text: Flying, protection from nonke
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 23/307
Card Name: Homosexual Knight
Mana Cost: 1W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Knight
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: First strike, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual creature, Homosexual Knight has protection from nonke.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 24/307
Card Name: Lotion
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Creatures you control don't get toughness by back attack. (They still get power normally.）
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 25/307
Card Name: Loxodon Assembly-Worker
Mana Cost: 4W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elephant Assembly-Worker
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: Lifelink (Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.)
When Loxodon Assembly-Worker is revealed by joint, you may pay 1W. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 26/307
Card Name: Master of homosexual
Mana Cost: 2W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: First strike
1W: Prevent all combat damage target blocking creature would deal this turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Oh, pulling now? You are unexpectedly fast."
Artist:
Card #: 27/307
Card Name: More Sexual Desire
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: W, tap an untapped homosexual creature you control: Tap target homosexual creature.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 28/307
Card Name: Samite Penismage
Mana Cost: WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human Wizard
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: HW, discard Samite Penismage: Target homosexual permanent gains protection from nonke until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 29/307
Card Name: Voice of Heterosexual
Mana Cost: 3W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Angel
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Spend only nonke mana on Voice of Heterosexual's mana cost.
Flying, protection from Homosexuals
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 30/307
Card Name: Voice of Homosexual
Mana Cost: 2HW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Angel
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Flying, protection from nonke
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 31/307
Card Name: Warrior's Homor
Mana Cost: 3W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and prevent all damages from nonke source to them until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 32/307
Card Name: Anal Guardian
Mana Cost: 4W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spirit
Pow/Tou: 3/6
Card Text: Flying, vigilance
Opponents choose one of back attack's targets to an Anal Guardian if able.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 33/307
Card Name: AnalPact
Mana Cost: WWWW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Whenever a homosexual permanent you control is put into a graveyard from play, you may search your library for a homosexual card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 34/307
Card Name: Crushed fruit
Mana Cost: 2WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
You may sacrifice any number of nonke permanents. Then put X 1/1 white homosexual creature tokens into play, where X is equal to the number of permanents you sacrificed.
If the card you revealed by joint is legendary homosexual, then put X 2/2 white homosexual creature tokens into play instead.
Card Text:
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 35/307
Card Name: Eikei, The Beginner's Priest
Mana Cost: 1WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Cleric
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to homosexual creatures other than Eikei, The Beginner's Priest.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 36/307
Card Name: Heterovore
Mana Cost: 1WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Lhurgoyf
Pow/Tou: */*
Card Text: Vigilance
Heterovore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonke creature cards in all graveyards.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 37/307
Card Name: Homosexuallace
Mana Cost: W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target spell or permanent becomes homosexual. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 38/307
Card Name: I am the Sexiest
Mana Cost: 2WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Avater
Pow/Tou: */*
Card Text: Flying, vigilance
I am the Sexiest's power is equal to the number of homosexual creatures in play.
I am the Sexiest's toughness is equal to 1 plus the number of nonke creatures in play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 39/307
Card Name: Legalization
Mana Cost: 3WWWW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Each player returns to play all homosexual artifact, homosexual creature, homosexual enchantment, and homosexual land cards from his or her graveyard.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 40/307
Card Name: Mardi Gras
Mana Cost: 1WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Nonland cards you own that aren't in play, spells you control, and permanents you control are white.
You may spend mana produced by homosexual lands as though it were mana of any color. You may spend other mana only as though it were colorless mana.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 41/307
Card Name: Heterosexual Riftwalker
Mana Cost: WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: First strike, protection from Homosexuals, protection from Human
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 42/307
Card Name: Plesure
Mana Cost: 3W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Incarnation
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Lifelink
As long as Plesure is in your graveyard and you control a homosexual land, homosexual creatures you control has "1W: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn."
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 43/307
Card Name: Shining groin
Mana Cost: 3W
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress 2 [1W]
(You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 2 or more spells are played in this turn.)
Homosexual creatures you constol is indestructible until end of turn. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.）
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 44/307
Card Name: Sodomy Law
Mana Cost: 2WWW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Destroy all homosexual creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 45/307
Card Name: Voice of Bisexual
Mana Cost: 2WW
Card Color: W
Type & Class: Creature - Angel
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Flying, protection from Homosexuals, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, Voice of Bisexual loses protection from Homosexuals and gains protection from nonke.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 46/307
Card Name: Toiletseek
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Reveal the top two cards of your library.
If that cards are both homosexual card, put that cards into your hand. Otherwise put them on the bottom of your library in any order and draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Uuu...,toilet,toilet!" - Masaki Michisita
Artist:
Card #: 47/307
Card Name: Refusal
Mana Cost: UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays 2.
If the card you revealed by joint has converted mana cost 5 or greater, counter that spell instead.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Sorry, but don't come here!" -Keisuke Tsutsumi
Artist:
Card #: 48/307
Card Name: Imaginary Aniki
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Illusion
Pow/Tou: 4/4
Card Text: If there is other homosexual creature in play, Imaginary Aniki can't attack or block.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 49/307
Card Name: My Masterbation Time
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Reveal the top two cards of your library.
If that cards are both nonke card, put that cards into your hand. Otherwise put them on the bottom of your library in any order and draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 50/307
Card Name: Expose
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Buyback 1U
Target nonke permanent is homosexual until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 51/307
Card Name: Confession
Mana Cost: U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Any number of target creatures are homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 52/307
Card Name: Discrimination
Mana Cost: 1UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
If it is homosexual, return it to owner's top of library instead.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 53/307
Card Name: Disappointed In Love
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Until end of turn, whenever a homosexual creature is blocked by an other homosexual creature, tap and remove them from the combat.
Draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Huh, I don't need you, but need only myself...for me!
Artist:
Card #: 54/307
Card Name: Gay Monster
Mana Cost: 4UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Serpent
Pow/Tou: 6/6
Card Text: Gay Monster can't attack unless defending player controls a homosexual land.
HHHHH: Target nonke land becomes homosexual until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Abandon back virgin!"
Artist:
Card #: 55/307
Card Name: Threeline Grunts
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Fish
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: When Threeline Grunts comes into play, return a creature you control to its owner's hand.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Where's Grunts? You got Grunts?"
Artist:
Card #: 56/307
Card Name: Scent of Spa
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
As an additional cost to play Scent of Spa, reveal any number of blue cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint.
Draw cards for each card revealed this way, then discard that many cards.
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, draw 2 additiona cards then discard a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 57/307
Card Name: Wandering Homosexual
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spitrit
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Back attack, shake off [3]
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 58/307
Card Name: Dug Heterosexual
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text:
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 59/307v
Card Name: Homosexual Raptor
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Bird
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Flying
HH: Homosexual Raptor gains back attack and shake off [2].
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 60/307
Card Name: Homosexual's Homunculus
Mana Cost: U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Homunculus Illusion
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Homosexual's Homunculus can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an untapped homosexual land.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 61/307
Card Name: Wandering Ones of Hatten Place
Mana Cost: U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text:
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 62/307
Card Name: Heterosexualise
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target creature loses all abilities and homosexual, and becomes 1/1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Mr. Kawasaki, I'll go for calling someone!!" - Yukari Hisano
Artist:
Card #: 63/307
Card Name: Janitor
Mana Cost: 3U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: U, T Tap or untap target permanent.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 64/307
Card Name: Cold Attitude
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: All cards in each player's hand lose progress until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
Artist:
Card #: 65/307
Card Name: Lewd TeddyBear
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
-Card Text: Until end of turn, if target player would search his or her library or graveyard, you may choose that you search it instead.
+Card Text: Until end of turn, if target player would search his or her library or graveyard, you may choose that you search it instead. (If you would search from a library in this way, it is revealed.)
Draw a card.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 66/307
Card Name: Change of a Disposition
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: As an additional cost to play Change of a Disposition, sacrifice a creature.
If you sacrificed a nonke creature, search your library for a homosexual creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less the creature you sacrificed and put it into play.
If you sacrificed a homosexual creature, search your library for a nonke creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less the creature you sacrificed and put it into play.
Then shuffle your library.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 67/307
Card Name: Prejudice
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Counter target homosexual spell.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 68/307
Card Name: Operation Gay Discovery
Mana Cost: 1UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress 2 [UU]
(You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 2 or more spells are played in this turn.)
Draw two cards.
If you paid progress cost for this spell, you may search up to 2 homosexual cards from your library, reveal and put them into your hand instead, shuffle your library afterwards.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Ok, now I'll tell you the soul of homosexuality. - Master Yoshitake
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Card #: 69/307
Card Name: Strengthened Constrictor
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Flash (You may play this spell any time you could play an instant.)
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a homosexual creature, tap and put two tightening counters on it.
Creature that has tightening counters gains "This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a tightening counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fungus counter from each permanent you constol."
Rarity: U
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Card #:70/307
Card Name: Homosexualabitation
Mana Cost: 3UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual enchant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Homosexual creatures you control have flying.
Sacrifice Homosexualabitation: Tap all homosexual creatures.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 71/307
Card Name: Anal-Blue
Mana Cost: UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Flying, shroud
Rarity: U
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Card #: 72/307
Card Name: E.D
Mana Cost: 3U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Unattach all creatures attached by back attack.
Remove all back attack on stack from the game.
All creatures lose back attack until end of turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 73/307
Card Name: Hatten Place Usher
Mana Cost: 3U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spirit
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: Flying
U, T Target creature can't be blocked by a homosexual creature.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 74/307
Card Name: Erected Illusion
Mana Cost: 3U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Illusion
Pow/Tou: 0/1
Card Text: Flying
Discard a homosexual card: Erected Illusion gets +X/+X until end of turn.
X is equal to that card's converted mana cost. Play this ability only once each turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 75/307
Card Name: You are the sexiest
Mana Cost: UUU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant homosexual creture with the same 12 or less total converted mana cost and power and toughness
You control cnchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has shroud.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 76/307
Card Name: Trap of Pleasure
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Counter target spell unless its controller pays 2H.
Draw a card.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 77/307
Card Name: Hide-and-Seek of Barazoku
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Remove target homosexual creature you control from the game.
You may put this card into play having back attack, shake off [3] and attached to target creature.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 78/307
Card Name: Takasugi,The Plaything
Mana Cost: 2UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Human Adviser
Pow/Tou: 2/4
Card Text: Each instant and sorcery spell that don't have joint has joint and "If the card you revealed by joint has same converted mana cost as this card, copy this spell. You may choose new targets for the copy."
(When you play spell having joint, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Rarity: R
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Card #: 79/307
Card Name: The Precident of ToyCompany
Mana Cost: 1UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Spellshaper
Pow/Tou: 1/3
Card Text: U, T, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a type with a card you discarded, reveal and put it into the top of your library.
U, T, Discard a card named Takasugi,The Plaything: Draw 3 cards.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 80/307
Card Name: The Man from the Sea
Mana Cost: 1UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: You may choose not to untap The Man from the Sea during your untap step.
T Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to The Man from the Sea's power as long as The Man from the Sea remains tapped and having power greater than or equal to that creature.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 81/307
Card Name: Sano,Yoshiko's Father
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Legendary creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 0/1
Card Text: Shroud
H: Sano,Yoshiko's Father becomes homosexual until end of turn.
2: Sano,Yoshiko's Father loses homosexual until end of turn. Each player can play this ability.
HUU,T Gain control of target nonke creature if Sano,Yoshiko's Father is homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: R
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Card #: 82/307
Card Name: Analcanis the Omnipotent
Mana Cost: 3UUU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Wizard
Pow/Tou: 3/4
Card Text: T Search your library for a homosexual card, reveal and put it into hand. Then shuffle your library.
2UU: Return Analcanis the Omnipotent to its owner's hand.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 83/307
Card Name: Pale Ass
Mana Cost: 1U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Until end of turn, if a player taps a land for homosexual mana, it produces colorless nonke mana instead of any other type.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 84/307
Card Name: Homosexual of Temptation
Mana Cost: 1HUU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homsexual creature - Elemental
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Flying, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 85/307
Card Name: Sperm Whale
Mana Cost: 5UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Whale
Pow/Tou: 5/5
Card Text: When Sperm Whale comes into play, untap up to 7 homosexual permanents.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 86/307
Card Name: Disappearance from Barazoku
Mana Cost: 3UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress 4 [UUU]
Return all homosexual creatures to its owner's hand.
If progress cost is paid for this spell, return all homosexual creatures you don't control to its owner's hand instead.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 87/307
Card Name: Yamajun's Denial
Mana Cost: 2UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Until end of turn, whenever a player plays a nonke spell, counter that.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 88/307
Card Name: Dig or Dug up
Mana Cost: 3U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Reveal the top five cards of your library, Separate those cards into 2 piles, homosexual card's pile and nonke card's plie. An opponent chooses 1 pile, Put it into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 89/307
Card Name: Specific Security Guards
Mana Cost: 2U
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.)
When Specific Security Guards comes into play, return all creatures having a back attack.
Whenever Specific Security Guards attacks or blocks, return all non-land homosexual permanents to its owner's hand.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 90/307
Card Name: Heterosexual Resistance
Mana Cost: UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Sacrifice Heterosexual Resistance: Counter target homosexual spell.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 91/307
Card Name: Iguh!sidor, Anus Fucker
Mana Cost: 3UU
Card Color: U
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Wizard
Pow/Tou: 3/4
Card Text: When Iguh!sidor, Anus Fucker comes into play, turn all nonke creatures in play face down.
Face down creatures are 2/2 homosexual having "3: Turn this creature face up. this creature becomes homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)"
Face-down homosexual creatures you control get +1/+1.
1U: Turn target creature face down.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 92/307
Card Name: Manhant
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Destroy target nonke creature.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 93/307
Card Name: Homosexual Ritual
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Add BB to your mana pool.
If you control a non-land homosexual permanent, you may add an additional 1B to your mana pool. If you do, you lose 2 life.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Black homosexuality also needs cost......Axtu-!"
Artist:
Card #: 94/307
Card Name: Tainted Mana
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Empty your mana pool. Add B to your mana pool equal to the amount emptied from your mana pool this way.
Draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Tainted asshole."
Artist:
Card #: 95/307
Card Name: Mass of Gays
Mana Cost: 3BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Zombie Warrior
Pow/Tou: 5/3
Card Text:
Rarity: C
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Card #: 96/307
Card Name: Incumbent policeman
Mana Cost: BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Incumbent policeman can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creature.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 97/307
Card Name: Scent of Lether
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
As an additional cost to play Scent of Lether, reveal any number of black cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint.
Target X creatures gain back attack and shake off [3].
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, that creatures get an additional +1/+0.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 98/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Homorexual
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Carrier
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: T, Sacrifice Phyrexian Homorexual: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If that creature is homosexual, put -1/-1 counter on it instead.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 99/307
Card Name: Japanese Mafia
Mana Cost: 3B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: Back atack, shake off [2]
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Be on all fours.
Artist:
Card #: 100/307
Card Name: ANALyze
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target player who lost 1 or more life in this turn loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (A damage to a player loses his or her life.)
Draw a card.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 101/307
Card Name: Rats Lurking Hatten-place
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Creature - Mouse
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: When Rats Lurking Hatten-place comes into play, target player discards a card.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 102/307
Card Name: Immoral
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Target opponent reveals his or her hand. you choose up to two cards that share a type with the card you revealed by joint. That player discards them.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 103/307
Card Name: Congestion
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: As an additional cost to play Congestion, choose a creature.
Destroy target creature that has twice or greater than that creature's power. It can't be regenerated.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 104/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Trespasser
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Creature - Minion
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text:
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Phyrexia sent a mimetic of homosexual spy for analyzing Yamajun. Then he was taken away to the toilet in park.
Artist:
Card #: 105/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Troops
Mana Cost: 3B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Creature - Minion Soldier
Pow/Tou: 4/2
Card Text:
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Phyrexia sent mimetic of homosexual Troops for analyzing Yamajun. They were all taken away to the toilet in park.
Artist:
Card #: 106/307
Card Name: Anaholic Edict
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target player sacrifices a homosexual permanent.
If H is spent for playing Anaholic Edict, that player sacrifices a nonke permanent.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 107/307
Card Name: Homonk Realist
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Monk Cleric
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
When Homonk Realist comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, you may return target creature card in your graveyard to hand.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 108/307
Card Name: Lether Brother
Mana Cost: 4B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 6/4
Card Text: Trample
When Lether Brother blocks or blocked by a homosexual creature, sacrifice Lether Brother at end of combat.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 109/307
Card Name: Rectum Drain
Mana Cost: X1BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X.
Rectum Drain deals X damage to target creature or player. You gain X life.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Ok, then urinate..."
Artist:
Card #: 110/307
Card Name: Vampianal
Mana Cost: 2BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Vampire
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: Flying
Whenever Vampianal deals combat damage to a nonke creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Vampianal at end of combat.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Watch carefully your back. - Tales among nonke
Artist:
Card #: 111/307
Card Name: Stomefill
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Put two stone counters on them.
If there are 3 or more stone counters on a creature, sacrifice it.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 112/307
Card Name: Death Rondo
Mana Cost: 3BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Destroy target nonke creature. It can't be regenerated.
You may repeat this process as many times as you choose.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 113/307
Card Name: The Order of Black Penis
Mana Cost: BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Knight
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Protection from nonke
H: The Order of Black Penis gains first strike until end of turn.
HH: The Order of Black Penis gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 114/307
Card Name: Takamizawa, Immoral Police
Mana Cost: 3B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 4/1
Card Text: Put a stone counter on Takamizawa, Immoral Police: Regenerate Takamizawa, Immoral Police.
If there are 3 or more stone counters on a creature, sacrifice it.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "211, 212,..." - Masato Uchida
Artist:
Card #: 115/307
Card Name: Barygzer, Union Commander
Mana Cost: 2BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 3/2
Card Text: All creatures able to block Barygzer, Union Commander do so.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Beautiful..." - Bauerz, Chief Commander
Artist:
Card #: 116/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Homodoki
Mana Cost: BBB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Creature - Horror
Pow/Tou: 5/2
Card Text: Trample
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "I became strong a little, sir...?"
"The power has grown, but the back hasn't yet gotten used to!
You'll die instantly again!"
"My God! This is the 100th! Axtu-!"
"Good, your voice becomes typical. Uho!"
- Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 2nd
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Card #: 117/307
Card Name: Analmonger
Mana Cost: 3B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Monger
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: 2: Target player puts a 1/1 homosexual black Man-Prostitute creature token into play. Any player may play this ability.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Pork bit, frankfurt, PET bottle ? it's all a matter of size... and price."
Artist:
Card #: 118/307
Card Name: Anal-Black
Mana Cost: BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Fear
B: Regenerate Anal-Black.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 119/307
Card Name: Extortion
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a homosexual card among them. That player discards it.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Dig, or I'll dig you."
Artist:
Card #: 120/307
Card Name: Invasion of Yaoigirls
Mana Cost: 3BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target 3 nonke creatures gain back attack and they become attached each other.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: They attach everything.
Me, and he, and - you.
Artist:
Card #: 121/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Survivor
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Creature - Horror
Pow/Tou: 5/1
Card Text: Flying, trample
Creatures without flying may block Phyrexian Survivor as though it had flying.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Where's here!? I don't at all! Oh? my back goes... Gyahhh!"
"What's this? Very weak! Uho! I'll train your back now on!"
- Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 1st
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Card #: 122/307
Card Name: Homosexual Stealing Lover
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Put target creature card in a graveyard into play under your control.
If you do, Homosexual Stealing Lover deals X damage to you. X is equal to that card's converted mana cost.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 123/307
Card Name: Twenty-Five Centimeter Long Penis
Mana Cost: 1B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homomsexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Target creature gets +X/-Y. X is equal to power of homosexual creature card that is revealed by joint, Y is equal to toughness of that. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Have a grudge against this too big penis if you so."
Artist:
Card #: 124/307
Card Name: Betrayal Life
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress 1 [1BBB]
(You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 1 or more spells are played in this turn.)
Destroy target nonke, nonartifact creature. When that creature is put into any graveyard, if progress cost is paid for this spell, Put it into play under your control.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Bitch! What are you doing during husband's absence!" - Betrayaler, Kawashima
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Card #: 125/307
Card Name: Hidaka, Man Hanter
Mana Cost: 4BBB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Berserker
Pow/Tou: 7/7
Card Text: Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonke creature and put a 2/2 homosexual black Man-Prostitute token into play.
If you can't, Hidaka, Man Hanter deals 7 damage to you.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Hah, yours gets up as soon as your equipping lether. Be waiting, I'll catch game right now."
Artist:
Card #: 126/307
Card Name: Analvore
Mana Cost: 2BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Lhurgoyf
Pow/Tou: */*
Card Text: H: Regenerate Analvore.
Analvore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of homosexual creature cards in all graveyards.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 127/307
Card Name: Kokubo, The Evenning Ster
Mana Cost: 4BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Dragon
Pow/Tou: 5/5
Card Text: Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Sacrifice all homosexual creatures.
When Kokubo, The Evenning Ster is put into a graveyard from play, each opponent loses 5 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 128/307
Card Name: Brilliant Spectacle
Mana Cost: 2BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Whenever a homosexual creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Axtu-! Uho! Axtu-! Uho!
How graceful but they are dying!"
Artist:
Card #: 129/307
Card Name: Bauerz, Chief Commander
Mana Cost: 4BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Adviser
Pow/Tou: 4/4
Card Text: Bauerz, Chief Commander can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures.
T Destroy target two homosexual creatures. Then remove creatures named Bauerz, Chief Commander and Barygzer, Union Commander from the game.
T, Reveal a card from your hand: Until end of turn, the card you revealed by this way gains progress 2 [2].
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Ah, good! Move more!"
Artist:
Card #: 130/307
Card Name: Paradise Lost
Mana Cost: BBBB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: As an additional adittional cost to play Paradise Lost, Sacrifice a nonke creature, a nonke land, a homosexual creature, and a homosexual land.
Destroy all permanents with Yamajun set's expansion symbol. They can't be regenerated.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: When hot girls flew from the breach, paradise made noise, and collapsed. - Yamajun's Apocalypse
Artist:
Card #: 131/307
Card Name: Phyrexian Homosexual
Mana Cost: 1BBB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Horror
Pow/Tou: 5/3
Card Text: Flying, trample, back attack, shake off [2], fear
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Uho! Now I'm as well as brother, amn't I?"
"Apparently I seem to have grown up too! Training still continues!"
"Wait, brother!"
- Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 3rd
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Card #: 132/307
Card Name: Assfire
Mana Cost: B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target player removes all cards with progress or joint in his or her graveyard from the game.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 133/307
Card Name: Barazoku Republication
Mana Cost: 2B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: You may play target homosexual card in your graveyard until end of turn. At the end of turn, remove that card.
Remove 3 homosexual cards in your graveyard from the game: Return Barazoku Republication from your graveyard to your hand.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Barazoku revives many times as long as there is a homosexual there.
Artist:
Card #: 134/307
Card Name: Barazoku's Will
Mana Cost: 2BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Choose a card type. Until end of turn, you may play homosexual cards with chosen type in your graveyard.
If a card would be put into your graveyard this turn, remove that card from the game instead.
(The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.)
Rarity: R
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Card #: 135/307
Card Name: Infest AIDS
Mana Cost: XBB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X.
All homosexual creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 136/307
Card Name: Yamajun Assripper
Mana Cost: 3B
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Minion
Pow/Tou: 3/1
Card Text: Yamajun Assripper can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures.
Whenever Yamajun Assripper attacks and is not blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, target player reveals his or her hand and discards all homosexual cards.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 137/307
Card Name: Tadano, Load of Obscene Dream
Mana Cost: 1BB
Card Color: B
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual crature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Other homosexual creatures get +1/+1.
T Put a 0/1 white Human creature token into play.
T, Sacrifice a nonke creature: Put a 2/2 homosexual black Human creature token into play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "The final stage of the illness: delirium, convulsions, and Axtu-!"
- TDN illness's progress notes
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Card #: 138/307
Card Name: Erection
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Target homosexual creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. X is equal to converted mana cost of the card you revealed by joint.
If the card revealedby joint is homosexual, that creature gains haste until end of turn.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 139/307
Card Name: Bum
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Haste, progress 1 [R] (You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 1 or more spells are played in this turn.)
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Who are you!?"
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Card #: 140/307
Card Name: Spelm Spike
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
If the card you revealed by joint is a creature card, Spelm Spike deals 3 damage to target player. Otherwise it deals 3 damage to target creature.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 141/307
Card Name: Gachihomo!
Mana Cost: RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target homosexual creature gets +4/-X and gains first strike until end of turn. X is equal to 1 minus its toughness.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Come on, come on, gachihomo catty......Axtu-!!!!!"
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Card #: 142/307
Card Name: Sodomy
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress 2 [0]
Sodomy deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
If you paid progress cost for this spell, it deals 4 damage to nonke creature instead.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Axtu-!"
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Card #: 143/307
Card Name: Scent of Men
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
As you play Scent of Men, you reveal any number of red cards other than the card revealed by joint.
Scent of Men deals damage to target creature or player, which is equal to the number of cards revealed this way.
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, Scent of Men deals an additional 2 damage to that.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 144/307
Card Name: Skittering Rider
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Progress 1 [R]
When Skittering Rider comes into play, add RR to your mana pool.
Skittering Rider can't block.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 145/307
Card Name: Homosexual Legion
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Homosexual Legion can't attack unless you played a homosexual spell in this turn.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 146/307
Card Name: Pants Raider
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Pants Raider can't block.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 147/307
Card Name: Skittering Lunatic
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Progress 1 [1]
When Skittering Lunatic comes into play, add R to your mana pool.
Skittering Lunatic can't block.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 148/307
Card Name: Fucking Iguanar
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Lizard
Pow/Tou: 3/2
Card Text: Whenever other homosexual creature is put into a graveyard from play, you may put a homosexual counter on Fucking Iguanar.
Remove a homosexual counter from Fucking Iguanar: Fucking Iguanar deals 1 damage to target nonke creature.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Gachihomo's raiders raise iguanars as hobby, and provide nonkes as fuckfriends to it.
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Card #: 149/307
Card Name: Beginner Bisexual
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: R :Beginner Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn.
HH :Beginner Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [1] until end of turn.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 150/307
Card Name: Goblin Fucking Team
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: T, Sacrifice Goblin Fucking Team: Destroy target creature with back attack.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Axtu-!" - Goblin chant
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Card #: 151/307
Card Name: A.F.A
Mana Cost: 3RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: A.F.A deals 5 damage to each player.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 6 or less life, you may return A.F.A from your graveyard to your hand.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: If the fuck is hot, It sometimes means death.
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Card #: 152/307
Card Name: Rush
Mana Cost: R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Play Rush only during conbat phase and before the combat damage step.
Target attacking or blocking creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn. If that creature is nonke, destroy it at end of turn. (Even if it gets homosexual after this spell is solved, it is destroyed at end of turn.)
Rarity: C
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Card #: 153/307
Card Name: Homatog
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Atog
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Sacrifice a homosexual permanent: Homatog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 154/307
Card Name: Analbrother
Mana Cost: 1RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Shaman
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: 1HR: Analbrother deals 2 damage to target player and 3 damage to you.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 155/307
Card Name: Analfucker
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creture
Enchanted creature has homosexual landwalk.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 156/307
Card Name: Shimamoto,Soldier of Japanese Army
Mana Cost: 3R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: First strike
When Shimamoto, Soldier of Japanese Army comes into play, you may search your library for a homosexual card, reveal and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Captain Kobayakawa, I've loved you." - Shimamoto, last words
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Card #: 157/307
Card Name: Price of Hatten
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Price of Hatten deals 1 damage to each player for each homosexual permanent he or she controls.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: ...Thus, my first hatten experience ended in a kusomiso outcome...
- Masaki Michisita
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Card #: 158/307
Card Name: Homosexual War Cry
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: R: Target nonke creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
R: Target homosexual creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Aaaooo-!!!"
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Card #: 159/307
Card Name: Ruin of Fucking Wall
Mana Cost: 0
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexal creature - Wall Kobold Soldier
Pow/Tou: 0/3
Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Ruin of Fucking Wall is red.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: The wall, that is very old, is said to having both mastered beauty and transience.
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Card #: 160/307
Card Name: Veteran Bisexual
Mana Cost: RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Progress 1 [H]
R: Veteran Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn.
HH: Veteran Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 161/307
Card Name: Anal People
Mana Cost: 1RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/4
Card Text: Whenever Anal People attacks, target homosexual creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
HRR, T Target homosexual creature gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 162/307
Card Name: Anal-Red
Mana Cost: RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Haste
R: Anal-Red gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 163/307
Card Name: Gash of Semen
Mana Cost: HR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Progress X [XR, Spend only homosexual mana on X.]
Gash of Semen deals 2 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players.
If you paid progress cost for this spell, it deals X divided as you choose among them.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Ok, pull out with the best!"
Artist:
Card #: 164/307
Card Name: Hollowhead Hulk
Mana Cost: 3R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Mutant
Pow/Tou: 4/2
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
When Hollowhead Hulk comes into play, Hollowhead Hulk deals X damage to target creature with flying. X is equal to converted mana cost of the card revealed by joint.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: After the light from his head, there weren't remained except smells of chestnut flower.
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Card #: 165/307
Card Name: Anus Laceration
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Anus Laceration deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
If you paid H for this spell, Anus Laceration deals an additional 1 damage to each nonke creature and each player.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "If a player tells lie that he is homosexual?" "I take him to toilet."
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Card #: 166/307
Card Name: Homosexualace Yeti
Mana Cost: 4RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Yeti
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: Whenever Homosexualace Yeti is blocked by a nonke creature, Homosexualace Yeti deals 4 damage to that creature.
When Homosexualace Yeti isn't blocked, Homosexualace Yeti deals 3 damage to target player and each nonke creature he or she controls.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 167/307
Card Name: Skittering Aniki
Mana Cost: 3RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue
Pow/Tou: 5/4
Card Text: Progress 3 [RR]
When Skittering Aniki comes into play, add RRR to your mana pool.
Skittering Aniki can't block.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 168/307
Card Name: Ejaculate
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn, where X is equal to its power.
At the end of this turn, destroy that creature and it deals damage equal to that creature's power to its controler.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: After the best organism, there remains emptilic nothingness.
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Card #: 169/307
Card Name: Analchaser
Mana Cost: 4R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elemental
Pow/Tou: 6/1
Card Text: Progress 2 [R]
Analchaser can't block nor be blocked by nonke creatures.
Whenever Analchaser deals combat damage to a player, Analchaser deals damage equal to Analchaser's power to each player who control a nonke, nonland permanent.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 170/307
Card Name: Hot Muscle Brother
Mana Cost: RRRRRR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Creature - Human Horror
Pow/Tou: 6/5
Card Text: You may sacrifice any number of nonke, nonland permanent when you pay Hot Muscle Brother's mana cost. If you do, Hot Muscle Brother costs R less to play for each permanent you sacrificed in this way.
Damage dealt by Hot Muscle Brother can't be prevented.
RRR, T, Put 2 hot guy counters on Hot Muscle Brother: Copy spell named "Axtu-!" which effect is "Axtu-! deals 5 damage to each player." You may play this copy without paying its mana cost. Play this ability only if there are no hot guy counters on Hot Muscle Brother.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a hot guy counter from Hot Muscle Brother.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: I must have practice more! I'm a man of so miss being able to control power that most men downs before saying "Axtu-!". I'm not a true man...
- From a reliable monster of Hot Muscle
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Card #: 171/307
Card Name: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army
Mana Cost: 2RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
Sacrifice Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army and a creature named Shimamoto, Soldier of Japanese Army: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Shimamoto, Let's tell them the heart of Japanese guy."
- Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army
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Card #: 172/307
Card Name: Holix, Blade Anal
Mana Cost: 3RRR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Dragon
Pow/Tou: 6/5
Card Text: Frying, haste
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Pit fighter's consequences are only two: fucked by me, or he fucks me.
- Anuhl, Pit Fighter
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Card #: 173/307
Card Name: Phimosis-Gang Commander
Mana Cost: 3RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Goblin Soldier
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: When Phimosis-Gang Commander comes into play, put three 1/1 red Goblin Soldier creature tokens into play. They are homosexual.
1R, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Phimosis-Gang Commander deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 174/307
Card Name: Asshole
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target player removes all homosexual cards in his or her graveyard from the game.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 175/307
Card Name: Kuso-miso Bomb
Mana Cost: 1R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Shroud
At the beginning of your upkeep, put 1 Kusomiso counter on Kuso-miso Bomb.
Remove 20 kusomiso counters from Kuso-miso Bomb: Kuso-miso Bomb deals 20 damage to target player.
Whenever you play a homosexual spell, you may put a Kusomiso counter on Kuso-miso Bomb.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 176/307
Card Name: Boys Lightning
Mana Cost: RRR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Put two 3/1 red Human creature tokens with haste into play. They are homosexual.
At the end of turn, sacrifice them.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 177/307
Card Name: All are Chances
Mana Cost: RRRR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Play All are Chances only during your main phase after combat.
If you have hand, Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase and skip your next turn.
If you have no hand, you take an extra turn after this one.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "All are chances!" - Kazuya Kiyoshi
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Card #: 178/307
Card Name: Ultimate Bisexual
Mana Cost: RRR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior
Pow/Tou: 4/4
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
R: Ultimate Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn.
HH: Ultimate Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [X], where X is equal to the converted mana cost of the card revealed by joint.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 179/307
Card Name: Pederast's Verdict
Mana Cost: 1RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonke creatures.
If you lose the flip, destroy all homosexual creatures.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 180/307
Card Name: Two-Glansed Dragon
Mana Cost: 4RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Dragon
Pow/Tou: 4/4
Card Text: Flying, back attack, shake off [3]
HR: Two-Glansed Dragon gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Two-Glansed Dragon can choose an additional creature for back attack's target.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 181/307
Card Name: Yusuke, Increasing Penis
Mana Cost: 2R
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Adviser
Pow/Tou: 0/2
Card Text: Whenever a player plays a homosexual spell, put a hot guy counter on Yusuke, Increasing Penis.
Remove a hot guy counter from Yusuke, Increasing Penis: Yusuke, Increasing Penis gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Remove a hot guy counter from Yusuke, Increasing Penis: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to Yusuke, Increasing Penis's power until end of turn. That creture gains haste until end of turn.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Ok, Nagano, now I tell you how I graduated from short-small one." - Yusuke, Increasing Penis
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Card #: 182/307
Card Name: Heart of Yamajun
Mana Cost: XXR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X.
Heart of Yamajun comes into play with X age counters on it.
Cumulative upkeep H (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
All homosexual creatures get +X/+X. X is equal to the number of age counters on Heart of Yamajun.
When Heart of Yamajun leaves from play, it deals Y damage to all homosexual creatures, where Y is equal to the number of age counters on Heart of Yamajun.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 183/307
Card Name: Anuhl, Pit Fighter
Mana Cost: 4RR
Card Color: R
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Barbarian
Pow/Tou: 6/1
Card Text: Haste
T Anuhl,Pit Fighter deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
T Anuhl,Pit Fighter deals 4 damage to target homosexual creature or player who controls a homosexual creature.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: When homo-sex is lost, a great gay stands up to get back it.
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Card #: 184/307
Card Name: Trained Homodon
Mana Cost: 1GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Elephant
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text:
Rarity: C
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Card #: 185/307
Card Name: Sanbenpo
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 186/307
Card Name: Lying Only
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 0/4
Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.)
When Lying Only comes into play, draw a card.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 187/307
Card Name: American
Mana Cost: 3G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/5
Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.), reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
1H, T Target creature loses flying until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: But surprisingly, he was M and wanted fist-fuck.
- Bible "My sexual theory"
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Card #: 188/307
Card Name: Masochist's Pleasure
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "I don't matter even if someone sees me. Such a thrill is pleasure for masochist."
- Mr. Kawasaki
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Card #: 189/307
Card Name: Scent of Anus
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
As you play Scent of Anus, you reveal any number of green cards other than the card revealed by joint.
Target creature gets +X/+X. X is equal to the number of revealed cards in this way. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)
If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, That creature gets an additional +2/+2.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 190/307
Card Name: Anus Elves
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Anus Elves can block any number of creatures.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 191/307
Card Name: Stooled Bum
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Rogue
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: BB: Put a +1/+1 counter on Stooled Bum.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Let's get stooled by bum."
Artist:
Card #: 192/307
Card Name: Sgayled Wurm
Mana Cost: 7G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Wurm
Pow/Tou: 7/6
Card Text:
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "By the way, look at my worm. What do you think?" - Legendary homosexualist, Takakazu Abe
Artist:
Card #: 193/307
Card Name: Men's World
Mana Cost: 2G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Search your library for a homosexual land card, put it into play tapped.
Then shuffle your library.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 194/307
Card Name: Operation Beauty Repulse
Mana Cost: 2G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Destroy target enchantment or artifact. If it is nonke, you may draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "OBR succeeded, doesn't it?"
Artist:
Card #: 195/307
Card Name: Provincetown's Artist
Mana Cost: GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Artist
Pow/Tou: 1/3
Card Text: When Provincetown's Artist comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on another target homosexual creature.
When Provincetown's Artist leaves play, put a +1/+1 counter on target nonke creature.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Town of art, town of homo, Provincetown.
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Card #: 196/307
Card Name: Elves Homosexual-mana Artisan
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: 1G: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 197/307
Card Name: Hattenize
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds H to his or her mana pool (in addition to the mana the land produces).
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: It becomes a hatten place if homos gather there.
Artist:
Card #: 198/307
Card Name: Reach Sexual
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Homosexual creatures you control gain reach until end of turn.
Draw a card.
Rarity: C
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Card #: 199/307
Card Name: Gay Religion Believers
Mana Cost: GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Cleric
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: Sacrifice Gay Religion Believers: Search your library for a homosexual basic land and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: Gay Religion has aimed to worship all of homo's nature, and to exclude nonke.
Artist:
Card #: 200/307
Card Name: Terrible end
Mana Cost: 2G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: If H is spent for playing Terrible end, destroy all nonke enchantments.
Otherwise, Destroy all enchantments.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: "Fucking by the bum covering and rolling up might be also good."
Artist:
Card #: 201/307
Card Name: Stooled Druid
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Druid
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: T Add H to your mana pool.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 202/307
Card Name: Raped Sliver
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Sliver
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: All slivers are homosexual.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 203/307
Card Name: Gentleman
Mana Cost: GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/3
Card Text: T Add G to your mana pool. If Gentleman is connected, add an additional G to your mana pool.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Muscle and graceful gentleman in forties is raped!
Artist:
Card #: 204/307
Card Name: Operation Penis Growth
Mana Cost: GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample.
When enchanted creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may discard a card. If you do, return Operation Penis Growth to its owner's hand.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "No matter how the face becomes good-looking, the head is Yamada of former discipline!"
- Kouji Doumoto, Captain of judo club
Artist:
Card #: 205/307
Card Name: Reverse Boa
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Snake
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: Nonbasic homosexual landwalk
G: Regenerate Reverse Boa.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: No one heard the nonke's gentle voice for help over the hot guy's trumpeting of homosex.
Artist:
Card #: 206/307
Card Name: Raid on Night-duty Room!
Mana Cost: 3GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: All homosexual creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 207/307
Card Name: Bonobo
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Creature - Ape
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: As long as another homosexual creature remains in play, Bonobo gets +1/+1 and becomes homosexual creature.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Big feature in this kind of behavioral science - Various sexes.
- Yamajun's study notation
Artist:
Card #: 208/307
Card Name: Fondling Elves
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Creature - Elf Druid
Pow/Tou: 1/3
Card Text: X, Discard Fondling Elves: Return target homosexual card with convetred mana cost X or less in any graveyard to its owner's hand. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Even the caress of nonke is poor, hot guy's sword towers again feeling the mind put there.
Artist:
Card #: 209/307
Card Name: Takashi,Counter Talker
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Druid
Pow/Tou: 1/3
Card Text: T Untap target homosexual land.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 210/307
Card Name: Glans Wurm
Mana Cost: 5G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Wurm
Pow/Tou: 5/4
Card Text: Trample
When Glans Wurm is revealed by joint, you may pay G. If you do, destroy target artifact.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 211/307
Card Name: Anal-Green
Mana Cost: GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: Trample
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 212/307
Card Name: Analbraider
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elemental
Pow/Tou: 1/1
Card Text: T Add two mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play homosexual spells or activated abilities of homosexual permanents.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 213/307
Card Name: Expanding Scrotum
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Whenever any player plays a homosexual spell, Put a spelm counter on Expanding Scrotum.
G, Remove a spelm counter from Expanding Scrotum: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "By the way, look at my scrotum. What do you think?" - Takakazu Abe
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Card #: 214/307
Card Name: Angry Heterosexual
Mana Cost: 1GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: When Angry Heterosexual comes into play, destroy target artifact. If it is homosexual, you may draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Bad is you. Give it up thinking that what you were seen by me is a misfortune."
- Nonke Hoodlum
Artist:
Card #: 215/307
Card Name: Girlboy
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: If a homosexual source would deal damage to Girlboy, it deals double that damage instead.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Why do I do such a thing though I am a boy?"
Artist:
Card #: 216/307
Card Name: Tarhomogoyf
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Lhurgoyf
Pow/Tou: */1+*
Card Text: Tarhomogoyf's power is equal to the number of homosexual card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The homosexual card types are homosexual artifact, homosexual creature, homosexual enchantment, homosexual instant, homosexual land, homosexual planeswalker, homosexual sorcery, and homosexual tribal.）
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 217/307
Card Name: Bress of Spring Wind
Mana Cost: 1GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: All creature cards gain progress 2G.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Our spring comes now on!"
Artist:
Card #: 218/307
Card Name: Bird of Pleasure
Mana Cost: G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Bird
Pow/Tou: 0/1
Card Text: T Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 219/307
Card Name: Homosexual Magical Elves
Mana Cost: 3G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: When Homosexual Magical Elves comes into play, you may return up to 2 target forest cards in your graveyard to your hand.
T Add G to your mana pool for each Homosexual creature in play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 220/307
Card Name: Sex of the Wild
Mana Cost: 1GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Avater
Pow/Tou: */*
Card Text: Sex of the Wild's power is equal to the number of homosexual permanents you control.
Sex of the Wild's toughness is equal to the number of nonke permanents you control.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 221/307
Card Name: Corpus Cavernosum Penis
Mana Cost: 3G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Sponge
Pow/Tou: 0/0
Card Text: Trample
Corpus Cavernosum Penis comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it for each homosexual creature in play.
Whenever a homosexual creature comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on Corpus Cavernosum Penis.
If damage would be dealt to Corpus Cavernosum Penis, prevent that damage. Remove +1/+1 counters from Corpus Cavernosum Penis equal to the damage prevented this way.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Growing is indeed fast - withering is also indeed fast.
Artist:
Card #: 222/307
Card Name: Poisonous Spider
Mana Cost: 4GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spider
Pow/Tou: 4/9
Card Text: Reach
Whenever Poisonous Spider becomes tapped, you may pay HG. if you do, Untap Poisonous Spider.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Poisonous Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying or homosexual creature your opponents control. This damage can't be prevented.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 223/307
Card Name: Homosexual Seeker
Mana Cost: 3G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Creature - Human Monk
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: T Put a +1/+1 counter on Homosexual Seeker. Then add B to your mana pool for each +1/+1 counter on Homosexual Seeker. (This is a mana abillity.)
If there are 3 or more +1/+1 counters on Homosexual Seeker, Homosexual Seeker gains shroud and become homosexual.
If there are 5 or more +1/+1 counters on Homosexual Seeker, Homosexual Seeker gains trample and becomes black as an additional color.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 224/307
Card Name: Hattenplace Adept
Mana Cost: 1G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf
Pow/Tou: 2/1
Card Text: All lands you control have "T Add H to your mana pool."
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 225/307
Card Name: Connected Elf
Mana Cost: 2G
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Trample
When Connected Elf comes into play, you may pay HG. If you do, search your library for a card named Connected Elf, put it into play.
All creatures named Connected Elf get +1/+1.
When Connected Elf is put into any graveyard from play, destroy all creatures named Connected Elf.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Let me put mine into your hips!"
Artist:
Card #: 226/307
Card Name: Dream of Yamajun
Mana Cost: 1XG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Discard X cards.
For each homosexual card discarded in this way, choose a nonke card in your graveyard and put it into your hand.
For each nonke card discarded in this way, choose a homosexual card in your graveyard and put it into your hand.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Junichi Yamakawa's dream - All homosexuals dig, be dug and become connected -
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Card #: 227/307
Card Name: Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast
Mana Cost: 2GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 3/0
Card Text: Trample
Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it for each homosexual creature you control.
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast. If sacrificed creature is homosexual, put a +1/+1 counter on Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast. Otherwise remove a +1/+1 counter from Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Even glans do not enter the mouth... This is a suitable superb thing for calling exactly the great penis."
Artist:
Card #: 228/307
Card Name: Krosan Peniscraper
Mana Cost: 7GGG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Beast Mutant
Pow/Tou: 13/13
Card Text: Haste, Trample
G: Regenerate Krosan Peniscraper.
You can't play Krosan Peniscraper.
Cycling 1
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 229/307
Card Name: Daibou, Ownmonger
Mana Cost: 4GG
Card Color: G
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Monger
Pow/Tou: 1/6
Card Text: Progress 3 [G]
G: Switch Daibou, Ownmonger's power and toughness until end of turn.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Sell myself." - Daibou Satoshi
Artist:
Card #: 230/307
Card Name: Flying Homosexual
Mana Cost: 1(H / U)
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 1/2
Card Text: Flying
Rarity: C
Flavor Text: When Abe knocked his hand, 20 battlewise flying homos stood in a row beside of him.
Artist:
Card #: 231/307
Card Name: Skittering ED Giant
Mana Cost: (B / R)(B / R)
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Giant
Pow/Tou: 0/5
Card Text: Trample
Skittering ED Giant can't block.
o(b/r): Skittering ED Giant gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 232/307
Card Name: Triple Junction
Mana Cost: GWU
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Spells you control with joint have all effects.
(They refer to the effect and choose necessary targets as if they meet joint's condition.)
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 233/307
Card Name: Fuck With Me?
Mana Cost: 2WU
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Gain control of target nonke creature. it becomes homosexual. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Are you alright that you came beside with me so casually? I'm a man who fuck regardless of whether you're nonke."
- Takakazu Abe
Artist:
Card #: 234/307
Card Name: Homosexual Charm
Mana Cost: UBR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Choose one - Destroy target nonke permanent; or return target homosexual creature card from your graveyard to play; or homosexual creatures you control gain back attck and shake off [3] until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 235/307
Card Name: Heterosexual Charm
Mana Cost: UWG
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Choose one - Prevent all homosexual source's damage that would be dealt to creatures you control until end of turn; or tap all homosexual permanents; or counter target homosexual spell. You gain life equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 236/307
Card Name: Dinamite in Anal
Mana Cost: 1BR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant homosexual creature
Flash
Enchanted creature gains "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals damage equal to its power to all players and all creature."
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Only pray not to be noticed now." - Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army
Artist:
Card #: 237/307
Card Name: Hatten Place
Mana Cost: BR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant homosexual land
Enchanted land gains "T Put a 1/1 black and red homosexual creature token into play," "T, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature."
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 238/307
Card Name: Scatter of Semen
Mana Cost: WR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Scatter of Semen deals 1 damage to all players and all nonke creatures.
All homosexual creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Do not cry. Think that you are taking shower." - Skittering Rider, Satoru
Artist:
Card #: 239/000
Card Name: Corrupt Restriction
Mana Cost: BG
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Enchantment aura
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Enchant creature
H1: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
When Corrupt Restriction is put into a graveyard from play, return Corrupt Restriction to its owner's hand.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: Not of all women attacked hot guys. The group was looking at twining of hot guys exchanging them with the agreement of the nonaggression.
Artist:
Card #: 240/307
Card Name: Overdo Treat
Mana Cost: 3UB
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Instant
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Remove target creature from the game. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that creature and remove them from the game. That player then shuffles his or her library.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 241/307
Card Name: Takakazu Abe
Mana Cost: 2WUBRG
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Artificer
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: All permanents are homosexual.
All homosexual creatures you control get +2/+2.
2, Discard a card: Gain control of target homosexual permanent. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "FUCK YOU WITH ME"
Artist:
Card #: 242/307
Card Name: Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual
Mana Cost: 1WB
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Wrestler
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: WB: Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual becomes nonke until end of turn. Homosexual creatures your opponents control gain deathtouch until end of turn.
As long as Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual isn't homosexual, it gains haste and trample, and gets +3/+1.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "I've married, Fhoooo!!!!!"
Artist:
Card #: 243/307
Card Name: Gay Religion Enforcer
Mana Cost: 2GW
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Mystic
Pow/Tou: 3/2
Card Text: When Gay Religion Enforcer comes into play, choose a color. Gay Religion Enforcer gains protection from that color.
As long as there are 7 or more homosexual card in your graveyard, Gay Religion Enforcer gets +2/+1 and gains flying.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "That..., that came!!! Ah!... Uh... Axtu-" - Escaper of gay religion
Artist:
Card #: 244/307
Card Name: Arna, King of AIDS
Mana Cost: 2(U / B)(U / B)(U / B)
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Faerie Wizard
Pow/Tou: 4/4
Card Text: Flying, deathtouch
When Arna, King of AIDS comes into play, you may pay X. If you do, choose a color, see the top X cards of your library, remove cards of chosen color among them, and put the rest of them into your graveyard.
X, T Spend only homosexual mana on X. Reveal a card with converted mana cost X or less among removed cards by Arna, King of AIDS, put that card into your hand. Each opponent puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 245/307
Card Name: Clarion Ultraerection
Mana Cost: GGWWWUU
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Search your library for 3 homosexual permanent cards and put them into play tapped. Then shuffle your library. Skip your next untap step.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 246/307
Card Name: Shinning Ultraerection
Mana Cost: WWUUUBB
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Choose 10 homosexual cards in your graveyard, Separate those cards into 2 piles. An oponent chooses a pile. You may play any number of cards from that pile without paying their mana costs. Then put the other pile and all cards which aren't played in this way into your graveyard.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: It towered looking like a male symbol, and charmed guys. Of cource even Yamakawa. - Yamajun's Apocalypse, chapter 8
Artist:
Card #: 247/307
Card Name: Violent Ultraerection
Mana Cost: BBRRRGG
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Target 3 parmanents become 5/5 creatures with trample. If you choose permanents any opponent controls for target, gain control of them. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
Rarity: R
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Card #: 248/307
Card Name: ANALyze King
Mana Cost: 4(B / R)(B / R)
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Horror
Pow/Tou: 4/5
Card Text: ANALyze King can't blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures.
1R: ANALyze King deals 1 damage to target homosexual creature.
B: Target creature can't be regenerated in this turn.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Your yells goodWoops! Oh, I did too much again."
Artist:
Card #: 249/307
Card Name: Effect of Hormone
Mana Cost: UBR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2: Until end of turn, swith all creature's power and toughness.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 250/307
Card Name: Questing Feraddagrif
Mana Cost: 1GWU
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Phelddagrif
Pow/Tou: 2/4
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Questing Feraddagrif is put into play with X hot guy counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of revealed homosexual card by joint.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a hot guy counter on Questing Feraddagrif.
G, Remove a hot guy counter from Questing Feraddagrif: Questing Feraddagrif gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
W, Remove 2 hot guy counters from Questing Feraddagrif: You gain life equal to Questing Feraddagrif's power.
U, Remove 3 hot guy counters from Questing Feraddagrif: Return target homosexual permanent other than Questing Feraddagrif to its owner's hand.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: This lewd hippopotamus first piles up, heals next, and makes them ascend to heaven at the end.
Artist:
Card #: 251/307
Card Name: Oledes the Virginity Emperor
Mana Cost: 2BR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary creature - Human Wizard
Pow/Tou: 3/3
Card Text: Haste
When Oledes the Virginity Emperor becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
T Oledes the Virginity Emperor deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Also even in this planar, the person who can't associate with others exists."
Artist:
Card #: 252/307
Card Name: Erection Wish
Mana Cost: 1BR
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: You may choose a homosexual card you own from outside the game, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Remove Erection Wish from the game.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: He wished for the best homo sex, but not for the dug side or the dug side.
Artist:
Card #: 253/307
Card Name: Oh! Nice Guy - Yamajun Perfect
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Oh! Nice Guy - Yamajun Perfect is all colors.
Progress 10 [WUBRG]
You win this game if progress cost is paid for this.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Homo's aspiration moved Barazoku.
Artist:
Card #: 254/307
Card Name: Homosexual's Arcadia Yamajun
Mana Cost: WUBRG
Card Color: Gld
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual enchantment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: All players can't play nonke lands and spells.
All activated abilities of nonke permanents except mana ability can't be played.
All nonke creatures can't attack or block.
When Homosexual's Arcadia Yamajun leaves play, you lose the game.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Free and boldness, these express Yamajun.
Artist:
Card #: 255/307
Card Name: Penis Print
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Penis Print can attach only to homosexual creatures.
Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip 2
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 256/307
Card Name: Peniscase
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Peniscase can attach only to homosexual creatures.
Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and gains shroud.
Equip 2
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 257/307
Card Name: Century
Mana Cost: 2
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Equipped creature gains haste and first strike.
Equip 2
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 258/307
Card Name: Heterosexual's Bauble
Mana Cost: 0
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Heterosexual's Bauble comes into play tapped.
T Remove target up to 1 homosexual card in any graveyard from the game. Draw a card.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 259/307
Card Name: Analclamp
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature is put into any graveyard by being dealt combat damage, each player draw 2 cards, reveal these, and discard all nonke cards among these.
Equip 1
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 260/307
Card Name: Homosexual's Bauble
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: T, Sacrifice Homosexual's Bauble: Target creature becomes homosexual until end of turn. Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 261/307
Card Name: Homosexual Colossus
Mana Cost: 10
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Golem
Pow/Tou: 8/8
Card Text: Progress 4 [3]
Homosexual Colossus can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 262/307
Card Name: Assstith
Mana Cost: 2
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: X, Sacrifice Assstith: Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 263/307
Card Name: Obelisk of Ass
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Obelisk of Ass is put into play tapped.
T, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
T Add 2 to your mana pool.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: It is as simple, determined and kusomiso as Yamajun.
Artist:
Card #: 264/307
Card Name: Flush Toilet Lotus
Mana Cost: 0
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Construct
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: As Flush Toilet Lotus comes into play, choose a color.
T Add one mana of the chosen color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play homosexual spells.
Whenever Flush Toilet Lotus is tapped for mana, each opponent draws a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: The flower blooming to color hot guy's intersection.
Artist:
Card #: 265/307
Card Name: Homosexual Catapult
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 1,T, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Homosexual Catapult deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
1,T, Sacrifice 2 creatures: Homosexual Catapult deals 3 damage to target creature or player. That damage can't be prevented.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: "Next! Go till the last though you become impotence!"
Artist:
Card #: 266/307
Card Name: Sixfeet Loincloth
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Whenever a homosexual creature comes into play under your control, you may attach Sixfeet Loincloth to it.
All homosexual creatures able to block equippedd creature do so.
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Rarity: U
Flavor Text: The loincloth suits a hot guy well.
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Card #: 267/307
Card Name: Selfburning Golem
Mana Cost: 4
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Golem
Pow/Tou: 2/3
Card Text: T Add HH to your mana pool.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: It were only golems to wander about the hatten place of Yamajun until Yamakawa Junichi brought hot guys centuries of several ago.
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Card #: 268/307
Card Name: Men's Sushi Chrysanthbomb
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2W: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
H, Sacrifice Men's Sushi Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 269/307
Card Name: Rush Chrysanthbomb
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2U: Look at the top five cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
H, Sacrifice Rush Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 270/307
Card Name: Kazuya's Chrysanthbomb
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2B: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
H, Sacrifice Kazuya's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 271/307
Card Name: Shitfather's Chrysanthbomb
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2R: Target creature gains haste and First strike until end of turn.
H, Sacrifice Shitfather's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 272/307
Card Name: Abe's Chrysanthbomb
Mana Cost: 1
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2G: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
H, Sacrifice Abe's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 273/307
Card Name: Blue Workuniform
Mana Cost: 4
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Equipped creature gains "T, Unattach Blue Workuniform: Gain control of target creature. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) That creature gains haste until end of turn. That creature's controller gains control of Blue Workuniform."
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Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Was it really ok that you came in defenseless?" - Takakazu Abe
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Card #: 274/307
Card Name: Golden Ball
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: You can put Golden Ball into your deck only up to 2 or less.
1,T Tap target creature.
2,T Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
3,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
4,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Golden Ball deals 4 damage to target player.
4,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Put a homosexual creature from your hand into play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: Treasure which all men have two from the beginning - and no one obtains the third.
Artist:
Card #: 275/307
Card Name: Barazoku, The Secret Book
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 2,T Reveal the top card of your library. If it is a homosexual card, put it into your hand, otherwise into the bottom f your library.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: A recorded book on hot guys who live in Yamajun.
Artist:
Card #: 276/307
Card Name: Sabu, The Secret Book
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Homosexual spells cost a1less to play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: A book that recorded the planar of the homo which exists besides Yamajun, where is called "Sabu", and brothers of crew-cut loincloth live in.
Artist:
Card #: 277/307
Card Name: SAMSON, The Secret Book
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou: Nonke
Card Text: Nonke spells cost 1 more to play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: A book that recorded the planar of the homo which exists besides Yamajun, where is called "SAMSON", and muscle homos live in.
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Card #: 278/307
Card Name: Grimly Standing Monorith
Mana Cost: 2
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Grimly Standing Monorith doen't untap during your untap step.
T Add 3 to your mana pool.
4: Untap Grimly Standing Monorith.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 279/307
Card Name: Oh! NiceGays!
Mana Cost: HHHHHH
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Oh! NiceGays! is put into play tapped.
HHHH, T Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a homosexual card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
HHHH: You may put a homosexual permanent card from your hand into play.
HHHH: You may play a homosexual instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying cost.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: The book that recorded hot guys all planars said that Junichi Yamakawa wrote.
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Card #: 280/307
Card Name: Homoprism Processor
Mana Cost: 4
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: When Homoprism Processor comes into play. choose a nonland homosexual permanent in play.
X, Sacrifice Homoprism Processor: Search your library for a card with the same name as choosen permanent and put that card into play. X is equal to its converted mana cost. Then shuffle your library.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
Artist: 281/307
Card #: 281/307
Card Name: Homosteel Crosser
Mana Cost: 3
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Artifact creature - Human
Pow/Tou: 2/2
Card Text: Affinity for homosexuals
Sacrifice a homosexual permanent: Put a hot guy counter on Homosteel Crosser.
When Homosteel Crosser is put into graveyard from play, put X 0/2 homosexual artifact creature tokens named TDN into play, where X is the number of hot guy counters on Homosteel Crosser.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 282/307
Card Name: Seminal Capsule of Yamajun
Mana Cost: HH
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Seminal Capsule of Yamajun comes into play with X spelm counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of homosexual card revealed by joint.
at the beginning of your upkeep, put a spelm counter on Seminal Capsule of Yamajun.
X, Remove X spelm counters from Seminal Capsule of Yamajun: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Homosexual creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn.
At the end of each turn, if there are no spelm counters on Seminal Capsule of Yamajun, sacrifice it.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: The dream is blocked in there.
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Card #: 283/307
Card Name: Anus of Yamajun
Mana Cost: HH
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
Anus of Yamajun comes into play with X anal counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of homosexual card revealed by joint.
at the beginning of your upkeep, put a anal counter on Anus of Yamajun.
X, Remove X anal counters from Anus of Yamajun: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Gain control of target attacking homosexual creature that power is X or less. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.)
At the end of each turn, if there are no anal counters on Anus of Yamajun, sacrifice it.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: The dream can be blocked in there.
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Card #: 284/307
Card Name: Perversioning
Mana Cost: 3HH
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Shapeshifter
Pow/Tou: 0/0
Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.)
If white card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink, "1: Perversioning gets -1/+1 until end of turn."
If blue card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains flying, shroud and "U: Untap Perversioning."
If black card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains "B: Regenerate Perversioning" and "Whenever Perversioning deals damage to any opponent, that player discards a card."
If red card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains haste, "1: Perversioning gets +1/-1 until end of turn."
If green card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +2/+2 and gains trample.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 285/308
Card Name: Asshole Horiskelion
Mana Cost: 0
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Construct
Pow/Tou: 0/0
Card Text: Progress X [X]
If progress cost is pald, Asshole Horiskelion comes into play with X +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Asshole Horiskelion: Asshole Horiskelion deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "I was born for being dug, but asshole horiskelion was born for digging." - Homosexual golem, Karn
Artist:
Card #: 286/307
Card Name: Yamajun's Portal
Mana Cost: 5
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 4,T You may put a creature card from your hand into play.
2HHH, T Seach your library for a homosexual creature card, put it into play. If you do, shuffle your library.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: It is told that the first homo brought to Yamajun was a man of blue workuniform.
Artist:
Card #: 287/307
Card Name: Homosexual Weapon
Mana Cost: 5
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text:
WUBRG: Remove target nonke permanent from the game.
If Homosexual Weapon would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Homosexual Weapon and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: If you erase all nonkes, homosexual becomes worldly truth itself.
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Card #: 288/307
Card Name: Automatic Homo Hunter
Mana Cost: 10
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary artifact - Construct
Pow/Tou: 0/6
Card Text: Automatic Homo Hunter can't be target of homosexual spells or abillities.
Automatic Homo Hunter can block any number of creatures.
Whenever Automatic Homo Hunter blocks or is blocked by homosexual creature, remove it from the game at the end of combat.
7: Remove target homosexual permanent from the game.
When Automatic Homo Hunter leaves play, Return all cards removed by this into play under its owners.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 289/307
Card Name: Ass Pit
Mana Cost: XX
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Spend only H on Ass Pit's mana cost.
Ass Pit is put into play with X hot guy counters on it.
HHH, T Put a black homosexual human wrestler creature token with back attack and shake off [2]. its power and toughness are each equal to the number of hot guy counters on Ass Pit.
X, Sacrifice Ass Pit: Put a white legendary homosexual X/X human warrior creature with back attack, shake off [X], shroud, trample into play.
Rarity: R
Flavor Text: "Homosexual! You become homosexual!"
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Card #: 290/307
Card Name: Ultimate-Homoking
Mana Cost: HHHHHHHHHH
Card Color: A
Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact creature - Golem
Pow/Tou: 11/11
Card Text: You may sacrifice a Anal-White, Anal-Blue, Anal-Black, Anal-Red and Anal-Green rather than pay Ultimate-Homoking's mana cost.
Vigilance, first strike, flying, shroud, fear, haste, trample
B: Regenerate Ultimate-Homoking.
R: Ultimate-Homoking gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 291/307
Card Name: Guysmell Plains
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Plains
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: [W]
Rarity: L
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 292/303
Card Name: Guysmell Island
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Island
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: [U]
Rarity: L
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 293/303
Card Name: Guysmell Swamp
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Swamp
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: [B]
Rarity: L
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 294/303
Card Name: Guysmell Mountain
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Mountain
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: [R]
Rarity: L
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 295/303
Card Name: Guysmell Forest
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Forest
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: [G]
Rarity: L
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 296/303
Card Name: Homosexualic Expence
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: T,Sacrifice Homosexualic Expanse: Search your library for a basic Homosexual land card and put it into play tapped. Then shuffle your library.
Rarity: C
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 297/303
Card Name: Davie Village
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Davie Village comes into play tapped.
T Add W to your mana pool.
1W T Prevent 2 damage from your choice source to homosexual creature.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:The hardest things in Davie Village...seeking water closet for womens that not being men.
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Card #: 298/307
Card Name: Kings Cross
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Kings Cross comes into play tapped.
T Add U to your mana pool.
3U T Change the target to your creature of target spell or abillity with a single creature target.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 299/307
Card Name: Le Marais
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped.
T Add B to your mana pool.
2B T Remove a card from your top of Library.
you can reveal a card that last removed by Le Marais when reveal a card from your hand of joint.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 300/307
Card Name: Zona Rosa
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped.
T Add R to your mana pool.
T Considers like playng spell a lot of one time in this turn.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 301/307
Card Name: Provincetown
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped.
T Add G to your mana pool.
G T Regenerate taget human.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text:
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Card #: 302/307
Card Name: Water closet
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped.
T Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.
1 T Tap target nonland homosexual parmanent.
Rarity: U
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Card #: 303/307
Card Name: Chestnut Bloom Valley
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool.
Rarity: U
Flavor Text: This Valley is smells of Chestnut Bloom anytime.
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Card #: 304/307
Card Name: Gate of Shinjuku 2-chome
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool.
2 T Sacrifice a nonhomosexual creature:put a 2/2 red homosexual Human creature token into play.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 305/307
Card Name: Gaeaxtu-!'s Cradle
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool.
2 T Sacrifice a nonhomosexual creature:put a 2/2 red homosexual Human creature token into play.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 306/307
Card Name: Shinjuku 2-chome
Mana Cost:
Card Color: Lnd
Type & Class: Homosexual Land
Pow/Tou:
Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool.
All creatures you contorol are Homosexual.
Rarity: R
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Card #: 307/307