お知らせ：ヤマジュンブロックエキスパンション第一弾「ヤマジュン」のパッチテキスト化は 　'09/03/20/03:17に全て完了しました。試されたい方は、下のURL先のテキストを[編集]→[すべて選択]→[コピー]し、 　メモ帳に張り付けた後、適当な名前で、適当な場所へ保存してください。 　http://www.geocities.jp/jmynr799/YJ_En_MWS.txt 　以下はパッチをMWSに反映させる方法です。非公式のパッチにつき、バックアップされておくことを推奨します。 0) MWSのメイン画面を開きます。もし他に非公式パッチを使っている場合、それらを除外します。 　除外のやり方…メニューバーから　[Tools]→[Analyze/Add/Remove Sets] を選び、[Remove Edition]ボタン/タブを押し、 　　　　　　　　該当のパッチのラジオボタンを選び、[I Agree]ボタンを押します。完了後、MWSを再起動します。 1) メイン画面にてCtrl+Mを押すことにより、MWSのマスターベースを画面上側に表示させます。 2) メニューバーから[Tools]→[Analyze/Add/Remove Sets]を選びます。 3) [Add New Edition]ボタン/タブを押します。 4) エディション名(Edition Name)に「Yamajun」と入力し、エディション鍵(Eition key)に「YMJ」と入力します。 5) 「Get data from text spoiler」のチェックボックスにチェックを入れ、 　　「Path to Spoiler」のダイアログボックスに、先ほど保存したパッチテキストのアドレスを入れます。 6) 「Next page」ボタンを押します。 7) 「Add Edition」ボタンを押すと、パッチテキストがMWSに読み込まれます。 　　完了後、Ctrl+Sを押してマスターベースを上書きします。 8) MWSを再起動させたら完了です。なお、後でパッチを外したくなった時には(0)を実行してください。 重要!!　手順(7)、(8)を飛ばさないでください。90%の問題は、マスターベースを保存していないことに起因します。 //以下はパッチテキストを製作していた際の注意事項です。次のエキスパンションテキスト化の為に残しておきます。 注意 ＊1:総合ルールの表記に合わせるため, 結合は「joint」, 背面攻撃は「back attack」, 解除は「Shake off [cost]」, 発展は「progress N [cost]」,「つける/はずす/連結状態/はずれた状態」は「attach/unattach/connected/becoming unattached」 にして下さい. ＊2:起動コストの書き方がタップシンボルで終わる場合の起動方能力は'T ', それ以外は': 'の後に効果を書きます. アンタップシンボルで終わる場合は'oQ: 'です. また, テキストで分割マナは「o(u/b)」と表現されます. マナコストの分割マナ, 例えば「(U / B)」等と違うことに注意してください. ＊3:wikiに修正案の有るカードの場合, そちらを優先して書いてください. ＊4:その他はhttp://www.magic-league.com/download/SHM_En_MWS.txtを参考にして下さい. ＊5:フレイバーに現れる「アッー！」は取り敢えず"Axtu-!"で統一します. //注意事項はここまで。 更新履歴 '09/03/20/03:17　　　ver.1.00完成 Number: 307 cards total Colors: 46 white, 46 blue, 46 black, 46 red, 46 green, 36 artifact, 25 gold, 16 Land Rarity: 97 common, 99 uncommon, 106 rare, 5 basic lands Card Name: Anal Developer Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Adviser Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: H: Target creature becomes homosexual until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Tonight I tell you how to homo-sex at your leisure." "Oh, teacher..." Artist: Card #: 1/307 Card Name: Angelic homosexual Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Angel Spilit Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Flying, protection from Homosexuals Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 2/307 Card Name: Castration Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target homosexual creature gets -99/+0. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 3/307 Card Name: Chastity Belt Mana Cost: 1WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't be target of homosexual spell or ability. If Enchanted creature is homosexual, it can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be played. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 4/307 Card Name: Citizen in Geelong city Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: W, T Untap target creature if it is a homosexual, Otherwise tap it. Rarity: C Flavor Text: " - Incidentally, are you a gay?" Artist: Card #: 5/307 Card Name: Heterosexual Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Vigilance Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 6/307 Card Name: Homosexual Guide Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant nonke creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 7/307 Card Name: Kuso-miso Technique Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and becomes homosexual. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 8/307 Card Name: Penis Developer Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Adviser Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: H Target homosexual creature gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 9/307 Card Name: Scent of Sperm Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) As an additional cost to play Scent of Sperm, reveal any number of white cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint. You gain 2 life for each card revealed this way. If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, You gain plus 2 life. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 10/307 Card Name: Staunch Homosexual Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: As long as Staunch Homosexual attaches or attached, it gets +0/+4 . Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 11/307 Card Name: Under Arrest Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) When Under Arrest comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is white, put a manacles counter on Under Arrest. Enchanted creature can't block. Enchanted creature can't attack as long as Under Arrest has a manacles counter on it. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "I'm a ill policeman too..." Artist: Card #: 12/307 Card Name: Venerable Homonk Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Monk Cleric Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: When Venerable Homonk comes into play, you gain 2 life. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 13/307 Card Name: Vigorous Homosexual Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 1/4 Card Text: Whenever an opponent chooses creatures for targets of back attack, you may choose that the opponent changes one of its targets to a Vigorous Homosexual if able. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 14/307 Card Name: Tinea Cruris Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature is blocked by other creature, Put a -1/-1 counter on each of them at end of combat. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 15/307 Card Name: Homonk Idealist Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Monk Clerec Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text:Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) When Homonk Idealist comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is nonke, return target homosexual artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 16/307 Card Name: Penishair Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Destroy target enchantment. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 17/307 Card Name: Gay Religion Consolidate Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 3/1 Card Text:Back attack, shake off [3] Gayness Consolidate gets +0/+3 as long as it attaches or be attached. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 18/307 Card Name: Anal-White Mana Cost: WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: First strike, vigilance Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 19/307 Card Name: Beautiful Child Soldier Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Homosezual creatures get +1/+1. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 20/307 Card Name: Junior High-school Student Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: 2W, T, Sacrifice Junior High-school Student: Remove target attacking homosexual creature from the game. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 21/307 Card Name: Happiness of Only Two Mens Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Remove target homosexual creature and another target creature you control from the game. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 22/307 Card Name: Homonastery Gargoyles Mana Cost: 3WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Gargoyle Pow/Tou: 3/4 Card Text: Flying, protection from nonke Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 23/307 Card Name: Homosexual Knight Mana Cost: 1W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Knight Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: First strike, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual creature, Homosexual Knight has protection from nonke. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 24/307 Card Name: Lotion Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Creatures you control don't get toughness by back attack. (They still get power normally.） Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 25/307 Card Name: Loxodon Assembly-Worker Mana Cost: 4W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elephant Assembly-Worker Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Lifelink (Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.) When Loxodon Assembly-Worker is revealed by joint, you may pay 1W. If you do, you gain 3 life. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 26/307 Card Name: Master of homosexual Mana Cost: 2W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: First strike 1W: Prevent all combat damage target blocking creature would deal this turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Oh, pulling now? You are unexpectedly fast." Artist: Card #: 27/307 Card Name: More Sexual Desire Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: W, tap an untapped homosexual creature you control: Tap target homosexual creature. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 28/307 Card Name: Samite Penismage Mana Cost: WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: HW, discard Samite Penismage: Target homosexual permanent gains protection from nonke until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 29/307 Card Name: Voice of Heterosexual Mana Cost: 3W Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Angel Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Spend only nonke mana on Voice of Heterosexual's mana cost. Flying, protection from Homosexuals Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 30/307 Card Name: Voice of Homosexual Mana Cost: 2HW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Angel Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Flying, protection from nonke Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 31/307 Card Name: Warrior's Homor Mana Cost: 3W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and prevent all damages from nonke source to them until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 32/307 Card Name: Anal Guardian Mana Cost: 4W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spirit Pow/Tou: 3/6 Card Text: Flying, vigilance Opponents choose one of back attack's targets to an Anal Guardian if able. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 33/307 Card Name: AnalPact Mana Cost: WWWW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Whenever a homosexual permanent you control is put into a graveyard from play, you may search your library for a homosexual card, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 34/307 Card Name: Crushed fruit Mana Cost: 2WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) You may sacrifice any number of nonke permanents. Then put X 1/1 white homosexual creature tokens into play, where X is equal to the number of permanents you sacrificed. If the card you revealed by joint is legendary homosexual, then put X 2/2 white homosexual creature tokens into play instead. Card Text: Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 35/307 Card Name: Eikei, The Beginner's Priest Mana Cost: 1WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to homosexual creatures other than Eikei, The Beginner's Priest. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 36/307 Card Name: Heterovore Mana Cost: 1WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Lhurgoyf Pow/Tou: */* Card Text: Vigilance Heterovore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonke creature cards in all graveyards. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 37/307 Card Name: Homosexuallace Mana Cost: W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target spell or permanent becomes homosexual. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 38/307 Card Name: I am the Sexiest Mana Cost: 2WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Avater Pow/Tou: */* Card Text: Flying, vigilance I am the Sexiest's power is equal to the number of homosexual creatures in play. I am the Sexiest's toughness is equal to 1 plus the number of nonke creatures in play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 39/307 Card Name: Legalization Mana Cost: 3WWWW Card Color: W Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Each player returns to play all homosexual artifact, homosexual creature, homosexual enchantment, and homosexual land cards from his or her graveyard. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 40/307 Card Name: Mardi Gras Mana Cost: 1WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Nonland cards you own that aren't in play, spells you control, and permanents you control are white. You may spend mana produced by homosexual lands as though it were mana of any color. You may spend other mana only as though it were colorless mana. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 41/307 Card Name: Heterosexual Riftwalker Mana Cost: WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: First strike, protection from Homosexuals, protection from Human Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 42/307 Card Name: Plesure Mana Cost: 3W Card Color: W Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Incarnation Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Lifelink As long as Plesure is in your graveyard and you control a homosexual land, homosexual creatures you control has "1W: This creature gains lifelink until end of turn." Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 43/307 Card Name: Shining groin Mana Cost: 3W Card Color: W Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress 2 [1W] (You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 2 or more spells are played in this turn.) Homosexual creatures you constol is indestructible until end of turn. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.） Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 44/307 Card Name: Sodomy Law Mana Cost: 2WWW Card Color: W Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Destroy all homosexual creatures. They can't be regenerated. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 45/307 Card Name: Voice of Bisexual Mana Cost: 2WW Card Color: W Type & Class: Creature - Angel Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Flying, protection from Homosexuals, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, Voice of Bisexual loses protection from Homosexuals and gains protection from nonke. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 46/307 Card Name: Toiletseek Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Reveal the top two cards of your library. If that cards are both homosexual card, put that cards into your hand. Otherwise put them on the bottom of your library in any order and draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Uuu...,toilet,toilet!" - Masaki Michisita Artist: Card #: 47/307 Card Name: Refusal Mana Cost: UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Counter target spell unless its controller pays 2. If the card you revealed by joint has converted mana cost 5 or greater, counter that spell instead. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Sorry, but don't come here!" -Keisuke Tsutsumi Artist: Card #: 48/307 Card Name: Imaginary Aniki Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Illusion Pow/Tou: 4/4 Card Text: If there is other homosexual creature in play, Imaginary Aniki can't attack or block. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 49/307 Card Name: My Masterbation Time Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Reveal the top two cards of your library. If that cards are both nonke card, put that cards into your hand. Otherwise put them on the bottom of your library in any order and draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 50/307 Card Name: Expose Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Buyback 1U Target nonke permanent is homosexual until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 51/307 Card Name: Confession Mana Cost: U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Any number of target creatures are homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 52/307 Card Name: Discrimination Mana Cost: 1UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Return target permanent to its owner's hand. If it is homosexual, return it to owner's top of library instead. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 53/307 Card Name: Disappointed In Love Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Until end of turn, whenever a homosexual creature is blocked by an other homosexual creature, tap and remove them from the combat. Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Huh, I don't need you, but need only myself...for me! Artist: Card #: 54/307 Card Name: Gay Monster Mana Cost: 4UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Serpent Pow/Tou: 6/6 Card Text: Gay Monster can't attack unless defending player controls a homosexual land. HHHHH: Target nonke land becomes homosexual until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Abandon back virgin!" Artist: Card #: 55/307 Card Name: Threeline Grunts Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Fish Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: When Threeline Grunts comes into play, return a creature you control to its owner's hand. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Where's Grunts? You got Grunts?" Artist: Card #: 56/307 Card Name: Scent of Spa Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) As an additional cost to play Scent of Spa, reveal any number of blue cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint. Draw cards for each card revealed this way, then discard that many cards. If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, draw 2 additiona cards then discard a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 57/307 Card Name: Wandering Homosexual Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spitrit Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Back attack, shake off [3] Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 58/307 Card Name: Dug Heterosexual Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 59/307v Card Name: Homosexual Raptor Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Bird Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Flying HH: Homosexual Raptor gains back attack and shake off [2]. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 60/307 Card Name: Homosexual's Homunculus Mana Cost: U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Homunculus Illusion Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Homosexual's Homunculus can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an untapped homosexual land. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 61/307 Card Name: Wandering Ones of Hatten Place Mana Cost: U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 62/307 Card Name: Heterosexualise Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target creature loses all abilities and homosexual, and becomes 1/1 until end of turn. Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Mr. Kawasaki, I'll go for calling someone!!" - Yukari Hisano Artist: Card #: 63/307 Card Name: Janitor Mana Cost: 3U Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Human Citizen Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: U, T Tap or untap target permanent. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 64/307 Card Name: Cold Attitude Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: All cards in each player's hand lose progress until end of turn. Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 65/307 Card Name: Lewd TeddyBear Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Until end of turn, if target player would search his or her library or graveyard, you may choose that you search it instead. (If you would search from a library in this way, it is revealed.) Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 66/307 Card Name: Change of a Disposition Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: As an additional cost to play Change of a Disposition, sacrifice a creature. If you sacrificed a nonke creature, search your library for a homosexual creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less the creature you sacrificed and put it into play. If you sacrificed a homosexual creature, search your library for a nonke creature card with converted mana cost equal to or less the creature you sacrificed and put it into play. Then shuffle your library. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 67/307 Card Name: Prejudice Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Counter target homosexual spell. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 68/307 Card Name: Operation Gay Discovery Mana Cost: 1UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress 2 [UU] (You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 2 or more spells are played in this turn.) Draw two cards. If you paid progress cost for this spell, you may search up to 2 homosexual cards from your library, reveal and put them into your hand instead, shuffle your library afterwards. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Ok, now I'll tell you the soul of homosexuality. - Master Yoshitake Artist: Card #: 69/307 Card Name: Strengthened Constrictor Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Flash (You may play this spell any time you could play an instant.) Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a homosexual creature, tap and put two tightening counters on it. Creature that has tightening counters gains "This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if it has a tightening counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fungus counter from each permanent you constol." Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #:70/307 Card Name: Homosexualabitation Mana Cost: 3UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual enchant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Homosexual creatures you control have flying. Sacrifice Homosexualabitation: Tap all homosexual creatures. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 71/307 Card Name: Anal-Blue Mana Cost: UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Flying, shroud Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 72/307 Card Name: E.D Mana Cost: 3U Card Color: U Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Unattach all creatures attached by back attack. Remove all back attack on stack from the game. All creatures lose back attack until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 73/307 Card Name: Hatten Place Usher Mana Cost: 3U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spirit Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: Flying U, T Target creature can't be blocked by a homosexual creature. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 74/307 Card Name: Erected Illusion Mana Cost: 3U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Illusion Pow/Tou: 0/1 Card Text: Flying Discard a homosexual card: Erected Illusion gets +X/+X until end of turn. X is equal to that card's converted mana cost. Play this ability only once each turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 75/307 Card Name: You are the sexiest Mana Cost: UUU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant homosexual creture with the same 12 or less total converted mana cost and power and toughness You control cnchanted creature. Enchanted creature has shroud. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 76/307 Card Name: Trap of Pleasure Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Counter target spell unless its controller pays 2H. Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 77/307 Card Name: Hide-and-Seek of Barazoku Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Remove target homosexual creature you control from the game. You may put this card into play having back attack, shake off [3] and attached to target creature. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 78/307 Card Name: Takasugi,The Plaything Mana Cost: 2UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Human Adviser Pow/Tou: 2/4 Card Text: Each instant and sorcery spell that don't have joint has joint and "If the card you revealed by joint has same converted mana cost as this card, copy this spell. You may choose new targets for the copy." (When you play spell having joint, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 79/307 Card Name: The Precident of ToyCompany Mana Cost: 1UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Spellshaper Pow/Tou: 1/3 Card Text: U, T, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a type with a card you discarded, reveal and put it into the top of your library. U, T, Discard a card named Takasugi,The Plaything: Draw 3 cards. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 80/307 Card Name: The Man from the Sea Mana Cost: 1UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: You may choose not to untap The Man from the Sea during your untap step. T Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to The Man from the Sea's power as long as The Man from the Sea remains tapped and having power greater than or equal to that creature. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 81/307 Card Name: Sano,Yoshiko's Father Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Legendary creature - Human Pow/Tou: 0/1 Card Text: Shroud H: Sano,Yoshiko's Father becomes homosexual until end of turn. 2: Sano,Yoshiko's Father loses homosexual until end of turn. Each player can play this ability. HUU,T Gain control of target nonke creature if Sano,Yoshiko's Father is homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 82/307 Card Name: Analcanis the Omnipotent Mana Cost: 3UUU Card Color: U Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Wizard Pow/Tou: 3/4 Card Text: T Search your library for a homosexual card, reveal and put it into hand. Then shuffle your library. 2UU: Return Analcanis the Omnipotent to its owner's hand. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 83/307 Card Name: Pale Ass Mana Cost: 1U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Until end of turn, if a player taps a land for homosexual mana, it produces colorless nonke mana instead of any other type. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 84/307 Card Name: Homosexual of Temptation Mana Cost: 1HUU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homsexual creature - Elemental Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Flying, joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 85/307 Card Name: Sperm Whale Mana Cost: 5UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Whale Pow/Tou: 5/5 Card Text: When Sperm Whale comes into play, untap up to 7 homosexual permanents. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 86/307 Card Name: Disappearance from Barazoku Mana Cost: 3UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress 4 [UUU] Return all homosexual creatures to its owner's hand. If progress cost is paid for this spell, return all homosexual creatures you don't control to its owner's hand instead. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 87/307 Card Name: Yamajun's Denial Mana Cost: 2UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Until end of turn, whenever a player plays a nonke spell, counter that. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 88/307 Card Name: Dig or Dug up Mana Cost: 3U Card Color: U Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Reveal the top five cards of your library, Separate those cards into 2 piles, homosexual card's pile and nonke card's plie. An opponent chooses 1 pile, Put it into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 89/307 Card Name: Specific Security Guards Mana Cost: 2U Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.) When Specific Security Guards comes into play, return all creatures having a back attack. Whenever Specific Security Guards attacks or blocks, return all non-land homosexual permanents to its owner's hand. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 90/307 Card Name: Heterosexual Resistance Mana Cost: UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Sacrifice Heterosexual Resistance: Counter target homosexual spell. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 91/307 Card Name: Iguh!sidor, Anus Fucker Mana Cost: 3UU Card Color: U Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tou: 3/4 Card Text: When Iguh!sidor, Anus Fucker comes into play, turn all nonke creatures in play face down. Face down creatures are 2/2 homosexual having "3: Turn this creature face up. this creature becomes homosexual. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.)" Face-down homosexual creatures you control get +1/+1. 1U: Turn target creature face down. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 92/307 Card Name: Manhant Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Destroy target nonke creature. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 93/307 Card Name: Homosexual Ritual Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Add BB to your mana pool. If you control a non-land homosexual permanent, you may add an additional 1B to your mana pool. If you do, you lose 2 life. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Black homosexuality also needs cost......Axtu-!" Artist: Card #: 94/307 Card Name: Tainted Mana Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Empty your mana pool. Add B to your mana pool equal to the amount emptied from your mana pool this way. Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Tainted asshole." Artist: Card #: 95/307 Card Name: Mass of Gays Mana Cost: 3BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Zombie Warrior Pow/Tou: 5/3 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 96/307 Card Name: Incumbent policeman Mana Cost: BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Incumbent policeman can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creature. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 97/307 Card Name: Scent of Lether Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) As an additional cost to play Scent of Lether, reveal any number of black cards in your hand except one which revealed by joint. Target X creatures gain back attack and shake off [3]. If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, that creatures get an additional +1/+0. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 98/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Homorexual Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Carrier Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: T, Sacrifice Phyrexian Homorexual: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. If that creature is homosexual, put -1/-1 counter on it instead. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 99/307 Card Name: Japanese Mafia Mana Cost: 3B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Back atack, shake off [2] Rarity: C Flavor Text: Be on all fours. Artist: Card #: 100/307 Card Name: ANALyze Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target player who lost 1 or more life in this turn loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (A damage to a player loses his or her life.) Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 101/307 Card Name: Rats Lurking Hatten-place Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Creature - Mouse Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: When Rats Lurking Hatten-place comes into play, target player discards a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 102/307 Card Name: Immoral Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Target opponent reveals his or her hand. you choose up to two cards that share a type with the card you revealed by joint. That player discards them. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 103/307 Card Name: Congestion Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: As an additional cost to play Congestion, choose a creature. Destroy target creature that has twice or greater than that creature's power. It can't be regenerated. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 104/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Trespasser Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Creature - Minion Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Phyrexia sent a mimetic of homosexual spy for analyzing Yamajun. Then he was taken away to the toilet in park. Artist: Card #: 105/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Troops Mana Cost: 3B Card Color: B Type & Class: Creature - Minion Soldier Pow/Tou: 4/2 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Phyrexia sent mimetic of homosexual Troops for analyzing Yamajun. They were all taken away to the toilet in park. Artist: Card #: 106/307 Card Name: Anaholic Edict Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target player sacrifices a homosexual permanent. If H is spent for playing Anaholic Edict, that player sacrifices a nonke permanent. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 107/307 Card Name: Homonk Realist Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Monk Cleric Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) When Homonk Realist comes into play, if the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, you may return target creature card in your graveyard to hand. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 108/307 Card Name: Lether Brother Mana Cost: 4B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 6/4 Card Text: Trample When Lether Brother blocks or blocked by a homosexual creature, sacrifice Lether Brother at end of combat. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 109/307 Card Name: Rectum Drain Mana Cost: X1BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Rectum Drain deals X damage to target creature or player. You gain X life. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Ok, then urinate..." Artist: Card #: 110/307 Card Name: Vampianal Mana Cost: 2BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Vampire Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: Flying Whenever Vampianal deals combat damage to a nonke creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Vampianal at end of combat. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Watch carefully your back. - Tales among nonke Artist: Card #: 111/307 Card Name: Stomefill Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. Put two stone counters on them. If there are 3 or more stone counters on a creature, sacrifice it. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 112/307 Card Name: Death Rondo Mana Cost: 3BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Destroy target nonke creature. It can't be regenerated. You may repeat this process as many times as you choose. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 113/307 Card Name: The Order of Black Penis Mana Cost: BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Knight Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Protection from nonke H: The Order of Black Penis gains first strike until end of turn. HH: The Order of Black Penis gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 114/307 Card Name: Takamizawa, Immoral Police Mana Cost: 3B Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 4/1 Card Text: Put a stone counter on Takamizawa, Immoral Police: Regenerate Takamizawa, Immoral Police. If there are 3 or more stone counters on a creature, sacrifice it. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "211, 212,..." - Masato Uchida Artist: Card #: 115/307 Card Name: Barygzer, Union Commander Mana Cost: 2BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 3/2 Card Text: All creatures able to block Barygzer, Union Commander do so. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Beautiful..." - Bauerz, Chief Commander Artist: Card #: 116/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Homodoki Mana Cost: BBB Card Color: B Type & Class: Creature - Horror Pow/Tou: 5/2 Card Text: Trample Rarity: U Flavor Text: "I became strong a little, sir...?" "The power has grown, but the back hasn't yet gotten used to! You'll die instantly again!" "My God! This is the 100th! Axtu-!" "Good, your voice becomes typical. Uho!" - Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 2nd Artist: Card #: 117/307 Card Name: Analmonger Mana Cost: 3B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Monger Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: 2: Target player puts a 1/1 homosexual black Man-Prostitute creature token into play. Any player may play this ability. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Pork bit, frankfurt, PET bottle ? it's all a matter of size... and price." Artist: Card #: 118/307 Card Name: Anal-Black Mana Cost: BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Fear B: Regenerate Anal-Black. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 119/307 Card Name: Extortion Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target opponent reveals his or her hand. You choose a homosexual card among them. That player discards it. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Dig, or I'll dig you." Artist: Card #: 120/307 Card Name: Invasion of Yaoigirls Mana Cost: 3BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target 3 nonke creatures gain back attack and they become attached each other. Rarity: U Flavor Text: They attach everything. Me, and he, and - you. Artist: Card #: 121/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Survivor Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Creature - Horror Pow/Tou: 5/1 Card Text: Flying, trample Creatures without flying may block Phyrexian Survivor as though it had flying. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Where's here!? I don't at all! Oh? my back goes... Gyahhh!" "What's this? Very weak! Uho! I'll train your back now on!" - Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 1st Artist: Card #: 122/307 Card Name: Homosexual Stealing Lover Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Put target creature card in a graveyard into play under your control. If you do, Homosexual Stealing Lover deals X damage to you. X is equal to that card's converted mana cost. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 123/307 Card Name: Twenty-Five Centimeter Long Penis Mana Cost: 1B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homomsexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Target creature gets +X/-Y. X is equal to power of homosexual creature card that is revealed by joint, Y is equal to toughness of that. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Have a grudge against this too big penis if you so." Artist: Card #: 124/307 Card Name: Betrayal Life Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress 1 [1BBB] (You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 1 or more spells are played in this turn.) Destroy target nonke, nonartifact creature. When that creature is put into any graveyard, if progress cost is paid for this spell, Put it into play under your control. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Bitch! What are you doing during husband's absence!" - Betrayaler, Kawashima Artist: Card #: 125/307 Card Name: Hidaka, Man Hanter Mana Cost: 4BBB Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Berserker Pow/Tou: 7/7 Card Text: Trample At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonke creature and put a 2/2 homosexual black Man-Prostitute token into play. If you can't, Hidaka, Man Hanter deals 7 damage to you. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Hah, yours gets up as soon as your equipping lether. Be waiting, I'll catch game right now." Artist: Card #: 126/307 Card Name: Analvore Mana Cost: 2BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Lhurgoyf Pow/Tou: */* Card Text: H: Regenerate Analvore. Analvore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of homosexual creature cards in all graveyards. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 127/307 Card Name: Kokubo, The Evenning Ster Mana Cost: 4BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Dragon Pow/Tou: 5/5 Card Text: Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, Sacrifice all homosexual creatures. When Kokubo, The Evenning Ster is put into a graveyard from play, each opponent loses 5 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 128/307 Card Name: Brilliant Spectacle Mana Cost: 2BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Whenever a homosexual creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Axtu-! Uho! Axtu-! Uho! How graceful but they are dying!" Artist: Card #: 129/307 Card Name: Bauerz, Chief Commander Mana Cost: 4BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Adviser Pow/Tou: 4/4 Card Text: Bauerz, Chief Commander can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures. T Destroy target two homosexual creatures. Then remove creatures named Bauerz, Chief Commander and Barygzer, Union Commander from the game. T, Reveal a card from your hand: Until end of turn, the card you revealed by this way gains progress 2 [2]. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Ah, good! Move more!" Artist: Card #: 130/307 Card Name: Paradise Lost Mana Cost: BBBB Card Color: B Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: As an additional adittional cost to play Paradise Lost, Sacrifice a nonke creature, a nonke land, a homosexual creature, and a homosexual land. Destroy all permanents with Yamajun set's expansion symbol. They can't be regenerated. Rarity: R Flavor Text: When hot girls flew from the breach, paradise made noise, and collapsed. - Yamajun's Apocalypse Artist: Card #: 131/307 Card Name: Phyrexian Homosexual Mana Cost: 1BBB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Horror Pow/Tou: 5/3 Card Text: Flying, trample, back attack, shake off [2], fear Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Uho! Now I'm as well as brother, amn't I?" "Apparently I seem to have grown up too! Training still continues!" "Wait, brother!" - Practice of Phyrexian and homosexual, 3rd Artist: Card #: 132/307 Card Name: Assfire Mana Cost: B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target player removes all cards with progress or joint in his or her graveyard from the game. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 133/307 Card Name: Barazoku Republication Mana Cost: 2B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: You may play target homosexual card in your graveyard until end of turn. At the end of turn, remove that card. Remove 3 homosexual cards in your graveyard from the game: Return Barazoku Republication from your graveyard to your hand. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Barazoku revives many times as long as there is a homosexual there. Artist: Card #: 134/307 Card Name: Barazoku's Will Mana Cost: 2BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Choose a card type. Until end of turn, you may play homosexual cards with chosen type in your graveyard. If a card would be put into your graveyard this turn, remove that card from the game instead. (The card types are artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, land, planeswalker, sorcery, and tribal.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 135/307 Card Name: Infest AIDS Mana Cost: XBB Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X. All homosexual creatures get -X/-X until end of turn. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 136/307 Card Name: Yamajun Assripper Mana Cost: 3B Card Color: B Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Minion Pow/Tou: 3/1 Card Text: Yamajun Assripper can't be blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures. Whenever Yamajun Assripper attacks and is not blocked, you may sacrifice it. If you do, target player reveals his or her hand and discards all homosexual cards. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 137/307 Card Name: Tadano, Load of Obscene Dream Mana Cost: 1BB Card Color: B Type & Class: Legendary homosexual crature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Other homosexual creatures get +1/+1. T Put a 0/1 white Human creature token into play. T, Sacrifice a nonke creature: Put a 2/2 homosexual black Human creature token into play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "The final stage of the illness: delirium, convulsions, and Axtu-!" - TDN illness's progress notes Artist: Card #: 138/307 Card Name: Erection Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Target homosexual creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. X is equal to converted mana cost of the card you revealed by joint. If the card revealedby joint is homosexual, that creature gains haste until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 139/307 Card Name: Bum Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Haste, progress 1 [R] (You may play this for its progress cost instead of its mana cost if 1 or more spells are played in this turn.) Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Who are you!?" Artist: Card #: 140/307 Card Name: Spelm Spike Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) If the card you revealed by joint is a creature card, Spelm Spike deals 3 damage to target player. Otherwise it deals 3 damage to target creature. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 141/307 Card Name: Gachihomo! Mana Cost: RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target homosexual creature gets +4/-X and gains first strike until end of turn. X is equal to 1 minus its toughness. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Come on, come on, gachihomo catty......Axtu-!!!!!" Artist: Card #: 142/307 Card Name: Sodomy Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress 2 [0] Sodomy deals 2 damage to target creature or player. If you paid progress cost for this spell, it deals 4 damage to nonke creature instead. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Axtu-!" Artist: Card #: 143/307 Card Name: Scent of Men Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) As you play Scent of Men, you reveal any number of red cards other than the card revealed by joint. Scent of Men deals damage to target creature or player, which is equal to the number of cards revealed this way. If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, Scent of Men deals an additional 2 damage to that. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 144/307 Card Name: Skittering Rider Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Progress 1 [R] When Skittering Rider comes into play, add RR to your mana pool. Skittering Rider can't block. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 145/307 Card Name: Homosexual Legion Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Homosexual Legion can't attack unless you played a homosexual spell in this turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 146/307 Card Name: Pants Raider Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Pants Raider can't block. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 147/307 Card Name: Skittering Lunatic Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Progress 1 [1] When Skittering Lunatic comes into play, add R to your mana pool. Skittering Lunatic can't block. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 148/307 Card Name: Fucking Iguanar Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Lizard Pow/Tou: 3/2 Card Text: Whenever other homosexual creature is put into a graveyard from play, you may put a homosexual counter on Fucking Iguanar. Remove a homosexual counter from Fucking Iguanar: Fucking Iguanar deals 1 damage to target nonke creature. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Gachihomo's raiders raise iguanars as hobby, and provide nonkes as fuckfriends to it. Artist: Card #: 149/307 Card Name: Beginner Bisexual Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: R :Beginner Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn. HH :Beginner Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [1] until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 150/307 Card Name: Goblin Fucking Team Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Goblin Soldier Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: T, Sacrifice Goblin Fucking Team: Destroy target creature with back attack. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Axtu-!" - Goblin chant Artist: Card #: 151/307 Card Name: A.F.A Mana Cost: 3RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: A.F.A deals 5 damage to each player. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 6 or less life, you may return A.F.A from your graveyard to your hand. Rarity: C Flavor Text: If the fuck is hot, It sometimes means death. Artist: Card #: 152/307 Card Name: Rush Mana Cost: R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Play Rush only during conbat phase and before the combat damage step. Target attacking or blocking creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn. If that creature is nonke, destroy it at end of turn. (Even if it gets homosexual after this spell is solved, it is destroyed at end of turn.) Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 153/307 Card Name: Homatog Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Atog Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Sacrifice a homosexual permanent: Homatog gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 154/307 Card Name: Analbrother Mana Cost: 1RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Shaman Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: 1HR: Analbrother deals 2 damage to target player and 3 damage to you. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 155/307 Card Name: Analfucker Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creture Enchanted creature has homosexual landwalk. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 156/307 Card Name: Shimamoto,Soldier of Japanese Army Mana Cost: 3R Card Color: R Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Soldier Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: First strike When Shimamoto, Soldier of Japanese Army comes into play, you may search your library for a homosexual card, reveal and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Captain Kobayakawa, I've loved you." - Shimamoto, last words Artist: Card #: 157/307 Card Name: Price of Hatten Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Price of Hatten deals 1 damage to each player for each homosexual permanent he or she controls. Rarity: U Flavor Text: ...Thus, my first hatten experience ended in a kusomiso outcome... - Masaki Michisita Artist: Card #: 158/307 Card Name: Homosexual War Cry Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: R: Target nonke creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn. R: Target homosexual creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Aaaooo-!!!" Artist: Card #: 159/307 Card Name: Ruin of Fucking Wall Mana Cost: 0 Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexal creature - Wall Kobold Soldier Pow/Tou: 0/3 Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.) Ruin of Fucking Wall is red. Rarity: U Flavor Text: The wall, that is very old, is said to having both mastered beauty and transience. Artist: Card #: 160/307 Card Name: Veteran Bisexual Mana Cost: RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Progress 1 [H] R: Veteran Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn. HH: Veteran Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 161/307 Card Name: Anal People Mana Cost: 1RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/4 Card Text: Whenever Anal People attacks, target homosexual creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn. HRR, T Target homosexual creature gains back attack and shake off [2] until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 162/307 Card Name: Anal-Red Mana Cost: RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Haste R: Anal-Red gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 163/307 Card Name: Gash of Semen Mana Cost: HR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Progress X [XR, Spend only homosexual mana on X.] Gash of Semen deals 2 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players. If you paid progress cost for this spell, it deals X divided as you choose among them. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Ok, pull out with the best!" Artist: Card #: 164/307 Card Name: Hollowhead Hulk Mana Cost: 3R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Mutant Pow/Tou: 4/2 Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) When Hollowhead Hulk comes into play, Hollowhead Hulk deals X damage to target creature with flying. X is equal to converted mana cost of the card revealed by joint. Rarity: U Flavor Text: After the light from his head, there weren't remained except smells of chestnut flower. Artist: Card #: 165/307 Card Name: Anus Laceration Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Anus Laceration deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. If you paid H for this spell, Anus Laceration deals an additional 1 damage to each nonke creature and each player. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "If a player tells lie that he is homosexual?" "I take him to toilet." Artist: Card #: 166/307 Card Name: Homosexualace Yeti Mana Cost: 4RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Yeti Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Whenever Homosexualace Yeti is blocked by a nonke creature, Homosexualace Yeti deals 4 damage to that creature. When Homosexualace Yeti isn't blocked, Homosexualace Yeti deals 3 damage to target player and each nonke creature he or she controls. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 167/307 Card Name: Skittering Aniki Mana Cost: 3RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Rogue Pow/Tou: 5/4 Card Text: Progress 3 [RR] When Skittering Aniki comes into play, add RRR to your mana pool. Skittering Aniki can't block. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 168/307 Card Name: Ejaculate Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn, where X is equal to its power. At the end of this turn, destroy that creature and it deals damage equal to that creature's power to its controler. Rarity: U Flavor Text: After the best organism, there remains emptilic nothingness. Artist: Card #: 169/307 Card Name: Analchaser Mana Cost: 4R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elemental Pow/Tou: 6/1 Card Text: Progress 2 [R] Analchaser can't block nor be blocked by nonke creatures. Whenever Analchaser deals combat damage to a player, Analchaser deals damage equal to Analchaser's power to each player who control a nonke, nonland permanent. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 170/307 Card Name: Hot Muscle Brother Mana Cost: RRRRRR Card Color: R Type & Class: Creature - Human Horror Pow/Tou: 6/5 Card Text: You may sacrifice any number of nonke, nonland permanent when you pay Hot Muscle Brother's mana cost. If you do, Hot Muscle Brother costs R less to play for each permanent you sacrificed in this way. Damage dealt by Hot Muscle Brother can't be prevented. RRR, T, Put 2 hot guy counters on Hot Muscle Brother: Copy spell named "Axtu-!" which effect is "Axtu-! deals 5 damage to each player." You may play this copy without paying its mana cost. Play this ability only if there are no hot guy counters on Hot Muscle Brother. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a hot guy counter from Hot Muscle Brother. Rarity: R Flavor Text: I must have practice more! I'm a man of so miss being able to control power that most men downs before saying "Axtu-!". I'm not a true man... - From a reliable monster of Hot Muscle Artist: Card #: 171/307 Card Name: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army Mana Cost: 2RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human soldier Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Sacrifice Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army and a creature named Shimamoto, Soldier of Japanese Army: Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army deals 6 damage to each creature and each player. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Shimamoto, Let's tell them the heart of Japanese guy." - Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army Artist: Card #: 172/307 Card Name: Holix, Blade Anal Mana Cost: 3RRR Card Color: R Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Dragon Pow/Tou: 6/5 Card Text: Frying, haste Rarity: R Flavor Text: Pit fighter's consequences are only two: fucked by me, or he fucks me. - Anuhl, Pit Fighter Artist: Card #: 173/307 Card Name: Phimosis-Gang Commander Mana Cost: 3RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Goblin Soldier Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: When Phimosis-Gang Commander comes into play, put three 1/1 red Goblin Soldier creature tokens into play. They are homosexual. 1R, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Phimosis-Gang Commander deals 2 damage to target creature or player. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 174/307 Card Name: Asshole Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target player removes all homosexual cards in his or her graveyard from the game. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 175/307 Card Name: Kuso-miso Bomb Mana Cost: 1R Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Shroud At the beginning of your upkeep, put 1 Kusomiso counter on Kuso-miso Bomb. Remove 20 kusomiso counters from Kuso-miso Bomb: Kuso-miso Bomb deals 20 damage to target player. Whenever you play a homosexual spell, you may put a Kusomiso counter on Kuso-miso Bomb. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 176/307 Card Name: Boys Lightning Mana Cost: RRR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Put two 3/1 red Human creature tokens with haste into play. They are homosexual. At the end of turn, sacrifice them. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 177/307 Card Name: All are Chances Mana Cost: RRRR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Play All are Chances only during your main phase after combat. If you have hand, Untap all creatures you control. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase and skip your next turn. If you have no hand, you take an extra turn after this one. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "All are chances!" - Kazuya Kiyoshi Artist: Card #: 178/307 Card Name: Ultimate Bisexual Mana Cost: RRR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Pow/Tou: 4/4 Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) R: Ultimate Bisexual loses homosexual until end of turn. HH: Ultimate Bisexual gains back attack and shake off [X], where X is equal to the converted mana cost of the card revealed by joint. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 179/307 Card Name: Pederast's Verdict Mana Cost: 1RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonke creatures. If you lose the flip, destroy all homosexual creatures. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 180/307 Card Name: Two-Glansed Dragon Mana Cost: 4RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Dragon Pow/Tou: 4/4 Card Text: Flying, back attack, shake off [3] HR: Two-Glansed Dragon gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Two-Glansed Dragon can choose an additional creature for back attack's target. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 181/307 Card Name: Yusuke, Increasing Penis Mana Cost: 2R Card Color: R Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Adviser Pow/Tou: 0/2 Card Text: Whenever a player plays a homosexual spell, put a hot guy counter on Yusuke, Increasing Penis. Remove a hot guy counter from Yusuke, Increasing Penis: Yusuke, Increasing Penis gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Remove a hot guy counter from Yusuke, Increasing Penis: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to Yusuke, Increasing Penis's power until end of turn. That creture gains haste until end of turn. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Ok, Nagano, now I tell you how I graduated from short-small one." - Yusuke, Increasing Penis Artist: Card #: 182/307 Card Name: Heart of Yamajun Mana Cost: XXR Card Color: R Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Heart of Yamajun comes into play with X age counters on it. Cumulative upkeep H (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) All homosexual creatures get +X/+X. X is equal to the number of age counters on Heart of Yamajun. When Heart of Yamajun leaves from play, it deals Y damage to all homosexual creatures, where Y is equal to the number of age counters on Heart of Yamajun. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 183/307 Card Name: Anuhl, Pit Fighter Mana Cost: 4RR Card Color: R Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Barbarian Pow/Tou: 6/1 Card Text: Haste T Anuhl,Pit Fighter deals 2 damage to target creature or player. T Anuhl,Pit Fighter deals 4 damage to target homosexual creature or player who controls a homosexual creature. Rarity: R Flavor Text: When homo-sex is lost, a great gay stands up to get back it. Artist: Card #: 184/307 Card Name: Trained Homodon Mana Cost: 1GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Elephant Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 185/307 Card Name: Sanbenpo Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 186/307 Card Name: Lying Only Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 0/4 Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.) When Lying Only comes into play, draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 187/307 Card Name: American Mana Cost: 3G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/5 Card Text: Defender (This creature can't attack.), reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) 1H, T Target creature loses flying until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: But surprisingly, he was M and wanted fist-fuck. - Bible "My sexual theory" Artist: Card #: 188/307 Card Name: Masochist's Pleasure Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "I don't matter even if someone sees me. Such a thrill is pleasure for masochist." - Mr. Kawasaki Artist: Card #: 189/307 Card Name: Scent of Anus Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) As you play Scent of Anus, you reveal any number of green cards other than the card revealed by joint. Target creature gets +X/+X. X is equal to the number of revealed cards in this way. (This affect doesn't end at end of turn.) If the card you revealed by joint is homosexual, That creature gets an additional +2/+2. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 190/307 Card Name: Anus Elves Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Anus Elves can block any number of creatures. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 191/307 Card Name: Stooled Bum Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Rogue Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: BB: Put a +1/+1 counter on Stooled Bum. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Let's get stooled by bum." Artist: Card #: 192/307 Card Name: Sgayled Wurm Mana Cost: 7G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Wurm Pow/Tou: 7/6 Card Text: Rarity: C Flavor Text: "By the way, look at my worm. What do you think?" - Legendary homosexualist, Takakazu Abe Artist: Card #: 193/307 Card Name: Men's World Mana Cost: 2G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Search your library for a homosexual land card, put it into play tapped. Then shuffle your library. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 194/307 Card Name: Operation Beauty Repulse Mana Cost: 2G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Destroy target enchantment or artifact. If it is nonke, you may draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "OBR succeeded, doesn't it?" Artist: Card #: 195/307 Card Name: Provincetown's Artist Mana Cost: GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Artist Pow/Tou: 1/3 Card Text: When Provincetown's Artist comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on another target homosexual creature. When Provincetown's Artist leaves play, put a +1/+1 counter on target nonke creature. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Town of art, town of homo, Provincetown. Artist: Card #: 196/307 Card Name: Elves Homosexual-mana Artisan Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: 1G: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 197/307 Card Name: Hattenize Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds H to his or her mana pool (in addition to the mana the land produces). Rarity: C Flavor Text: It becomes a hatten place if homos gather there. Artist: Card #: 198/307 Card Name: Reach Sexual Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Homosexual creatures you control gain reach until end of turn. Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 199/307 Card Name: Gay Religion Believers Mana Cost: GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Cleric Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: Sacrifice Gay Religion Believers: Search your library for a homosexual basic land and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Gay Religion has aimed to worship all of homo's nature, and to exclude nonke. Artist: Card #: 200/307 Card Name: Terrible end Mana Cost: 2G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: If H is spent for playing Terrible end, destroy all nonke enchantments. Otherwise, Destroy all enchantments. Rarity: C Flavor Text: "Fucking by the bum covering and rolling up might be also good." Artist: Card #: 201/307 Card Name: Stooled Druid Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Druid Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: T Add H to your mana pool. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 202/307 Card Name: Raped Sliver Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Sliver Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: All slivers are homosexual. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 203/307 Card Name: Gentleman Mana Cost: GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/3 Card Text: T Add G to your mana pool. If Gentleman is connected, add an additional G to your mana pool. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Muscle and graceful gentleman in forties is raped! Artist: Card #: 204/307 Card Name: Operation Penis Growth Mana Cost: GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample. When enchanted creature is put into any graveyard from play, you may discard a card. If you do, return Operation Penis Growth to its owner's hand. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "No matter how the face becomes good-looking, the head is Yamada of former discipline!" - Kouji Doumoto, Captain of judo club Artist: Card #: 205/307 Card Name: Reverse Boa Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Snake Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: Nonbasic homosexual landwalk G: Regenerate Reverse Boa. Rarity: U Flavor Text: No one heard the nonke's gentle voice for help over the hot guy's trumpeting of homosex. Artist: Card #: 206/307 Card Name: Raid on Night-duty Room! Mana Cost: 3GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: All homosexual creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 207/307 Card Name: Bonobo Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Creature - Ape Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: As long as another homosexual creature remains in play, Bonobo gets +1/+1 and becomes homosexual creature. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Big feature in this kind of behavioral science - Various sexes. - Yamajun's study notation Artist: Card #: 208/307 Card Name: Fondling Elves Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Creature - Elf Druid Pow/Tou: 1/3 Card Text: X, Discard Fondling Elves: Return target homosexual card with convetred mana cost X or less in any graveyard to its owner's hand. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Even the caress of nonke is poor, hot guy's sword towers again feeling the mind put there. Artist: Card #: 209/307 Card Name: Takashi,Counter Talker Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Druid Pow/Tou: 1/3 Card Text: T Untap target homosexual land. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 210/307 Card Name: Glans Wurm Mana Cost: 5G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Wurm Pow/Tou: 5/4 Card Text: Trample When Glans Wurm is revealed by joint, you may pay G. If you do, destroy target artifact. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 211/307 Card Name: Anal-Green Mana Cost: GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Warrior Real-Homosexual-Fights Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Trample Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 212/307 Card Name: Analbraider Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elemental Pow/Tou: 1/1 Card Text: T Add two mana in any combination of colors to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play homosexual spells or activated abilities of homosexual permanents. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 213/307 Card Name: Expanding Scrotum Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Whenever any player plays a homosexual spell, Put a spelm counter on Expanding Scrotum. G, Remove a spelm counter from Expanding Scrotum: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "By the way, look at my scrotum. What do you think?" - Takakazu Abe Artist: Card #: 214/307 Card Name: Angry Heterosexual Mana Cost: 1GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: When Angry Heterosexual comes into play, destroy target artifact. If it is homosexual, you may draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Bad is you. Give it up thinking that what you were seen by me is a misfortune." - Nonke Hoodlum Artist: Card #: 215/307 Card Name: Girlboy Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: If a homosexual source would deal damage to Girlboy, it deals double that damage instead. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Why do I do such a thing though I am a boy?" Artist: Card #: 216/307 Card Name: Tarhomogoyf Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Lhurgoyf Pow/Tou: */1+* Card Text: Tarhomogoyf's power is equal to the number of homosexual card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. (The homosexual card types are homosexual artifact, homosexual creature, homosexual enchantment, homosexual instant, homosexual land, homosexual planeswalker, homosexual sorcery, and homosexual tribal.） Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 217/307 Card Name: Bress of Spring Wind Mana Cost: 1GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: All creature cards gain progress 2G. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Our spring comes now on!" Artist: Card #: 218/307 Card Name: Bird of Pleasure Mana Cost: G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Bird Pow/Tou: 0/1 Card Text: T Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 219/307 Card Name: Homosexual Magical Elves Mana Cost: 3G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: When Homosexual Magical Elves comes into play, you may return up to 2 target forest cards in your graveyard to your hand. T Add G to your mana pool for each Homosexual creature in play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 220/307 Card Name: Sex of the Wild Mana Cost: 1GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Avater Pow/Tou: */* Card Text: Sex of the Wild's power is equal to the number of homosexual permanents you control. Sex of the Wild's toughness is equal to the number of nonke permanents you control. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 221/307 Card Name: Corpus Cavernosum Penis Mana Cost: 3G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Sponge Pow/Tou: 0/0 Card Text: Trample Corpus Cavernosum Penis comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it for each homosexual creature in play. Whenever a homosexual creature comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on Corpus Cavernosum Penis. If damage would be dealt to Corpus Cavernosum Penis, prevent that damage. Remove +1/+1 counters from Corpus Cavernosum Penis equal to the damage prevented this way. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Growing is indeed fast - withering is also indeed fast. Artist: Card #: 222/307 Card Name: Poisonous Spider Mana Cost: 4GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Spider Pow/Tou: 4/9 Card Text: Reach Whenever Poisonous Spider becomes tapped, you may pay HG. if you do, Untap Poisonous Spider. At the beginning of your upkeep, Poisonous Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying or homosexual creature your opponents control. This damage can't be prevented. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 223/307 Card Name: Homosexual Seeker Mana Cost: 3G Card Color: G Type & Class: Creature - Human Monk Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: T Put a +1/+1 counter on Homosexual Seeker. Then add B to your mana pool for each +1/+1 counter on Homosexual Seeker. (This is a mana abillity.) If there are 3 or more +1/+1 counters on Homosexual Seeker, Homosexual Seeker gains shroud and become homosexual. If there are 5 or more +1/+1 counters on Homosexual Seeker, Homosexual Seeker gains trample and becomes black as an additional color. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 224/307 Card Name: Hattenplace Adept Mana Cost: 1G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Pow/Tou: 2/1 Card Text: All lands you control have "T Add H to your mana pool." Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 225/307 Card Name: Connected Elf Mana Cost: 2G Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Elf Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Trample When Connected Elf comes into play, you may pay HG. If you do, search your library for a card named Connected Elf, put it into play. All creatures named Connected Elf get +1/+1. When Connected Elf is put into any graveyard from play, destroy all creatures named Connected Elf. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Let me put mine into your hips!" Artist: Card #: 226/307 Card Name: Dream of Yamajun Mana Cost: 1XG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Discard X cards. For each homosexual card discarded in this way, choose a nonke card in your graveyard and put it into your hand. For each nonke card discarded in this way, choose a homosexual card in your graveyard and put it into your hand. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Junichi Yamakawa's dream - All homosexuals dig, be dug and become connected - Artist: Card #: 227/307 Card Name: Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast Mana Cost: 2GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 3/0 Card Text: Trample Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it for each homosexual creature you control. Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast. If sacrificed creature is homosexual, put a +1/+1 counter on Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast. Otherwise remove a +1/+1 counter from Jyouji Hikawa, Beautiful Beast. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Even glans do not enter the mouth... This is a suitable superb thing for calling exactly the great penis." Artist: Card #: 228/307 Card Name: Krosan Peniscraper Mana Cost: 7GGG Card Color: G Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Beast Mutant Pow/Tou: 13/13 Card Text: Haste, Trample G: Regenerate Krosan Peniscraper. You can't play Krosan Peniscraper. Cycling 1 Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 229/307 Card Name: Daibou, Ownmonger Mana Cost: 4GG Card Color: G Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Monger Pow/Tou: 1/6 Card Text: Progress 3 [G] G: Switch Daibou, Ownmonger's power and toughness until end of turn. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Sell myself." - Daibou Satoshi Artist: Card #: 230/307 Card Name: Flying Homosexual Mana Cost: 1(H / U) Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Pow/Tou: 1/2 Card Text: Flying Rarity: C Flavor Text: When Abe knocked his hand, 20 battlewise flying homos stood in a row beside of him. Artist: Card #: 231/307 Card Name: Skittering ED Giant Mana Cost: (B / R)(B / R) Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Giant Pow/Tou: 0/5 Card Text: Trample Skittering ED Giant can't block. o(b/r): Skittering ED Giant gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 232/307 Card Name: Triple Junction Mana Cost: GWU Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Spells you control with joint have all effects. (They refer to the effect and choose necessary targets as if they meet joint's condition.) Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 233/307 Card Name: Fuck With Me? Mana Cost: 2WU Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Gain control of target nonke creature. it becomes homosexual. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Are you alright that you came beside with me so casually? I'm a man who fuck regardless of whether you're nonke." - Takakazu Abe Artist: Card #: 234/307 Card Name: Homosexual Charm Mana Cost: UBR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Choose one - Destroy target nonke permanent; or return target homosexual creature card from your graveyard to play; or homosexual creatures you control gain back attck and shake off [3] until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 235/307 Card Name: Heterosexual Charm Mana Cost: UWG Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Choose one - Prevent all homosexual source's damage that would be dealt to creatures you control until end of turn; or tap all homosexual permanents; or counter target homosexual spell. You gain life equal to that spell's converted mana cost. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 236/307 Card Name: Dinamite in Anal Mana Cost: 1BR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant homosexual creature Flash Enchanted creature gains "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals damage equal to its power to all players and all creature." Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Only pray not to be noticed now." - Kobayakawa, Lieutenant of Japanese army Artist: Card #: 237/307 Card Name: Hatten Place Mana Cost: BR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual enchantment - Aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant homosexual land Enchanted land gains "T Put a 1/1 black and red homosexual creature token into play," "T, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature." Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 238/307 Card Name: Scatter of Semen Mana Cost: WR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Scatter of Semen deals 1 damage to all players and all nonke creatures. All homosexual creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Do not cry. Think that you are taking shower." - Skittering Rider, Satoru Artist: Card #: 239/000 Card Name: Corrupt Restriction Mana Cost: BG Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Enchantment aura Pow/Tou: Card Text: Enchant creature H1: Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. When Corrupt Restriction is put into a graveyard from play, return Corrupt Restriction to its owner's hand. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Not of all women attacked hot guys. The group was looking at twining of hot guys exchanging them with the agreement of the nonaggression. Artist: Card #: 240/307 Card Name: Overdo Treat Mana Cost: 3UB Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Instant Pow/Tou: Card Text: Remove target creature from the game. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that creature and remove them from the game. That player then shuffles his or her library. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 241/307 Card Name: Takakazu Abe Mana Cost: 2WUBRG Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Human Artificer Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: All permanents are homosexual. All homosexual creatures you control get +2/+2. 2, Discard a card: Gain control of target homosexual permanent. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: "FUCK YOU WITH ME" Artist: Card #: 242/307 Card Name: Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual Mana Cost: 1WB Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Wrestler Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: WB: Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual becomes nonke until end of turn. Homosexual creatures your opponents control gain deathtouch until end of turn. As long as Sumitani, Betrayal Homosexual isn't homosexual, it gains haste and trample, and gets +3/+1. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "I've married, Fhoooo!!!!!" Artist: Card #: 243/307 Card Name: Gay Religion Enforcer Mana Cost: 2GW Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Human Mystic Pow/Tou: 3/2 Card Text: When Gay Religion Enforcer comes into play, choose a color. Gay Religion Enforcer gains protection from that color. As long as there are 7 or more homosexual card in your graveyard, Gay Religion Enforcer gets +2/+1 and gains flying. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "That..., that came!!! Ah!... Uh... Axtu-" - Escaper of gay religion Artist: Card #: 244/307 Card Name: Arna, King of AIDS Mana Cost: 2(U / B)(U / B)(U / B) Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Faerie Wizard Pow/Tou: 4/4 Card Text: Flying, deathtouch When Arna, King of AIDS comes into play, you may pay X. If you do, choose a color, see the top X cards of your library, remove cards of chosen color among them, and put the rest of them into your graveyard. X, T Spend only homosexual mana on X. Reveal a card with converted mana cost X or less among removed cards by Arna, King of AIDS, put that card into your hand. Each opponent puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 245/307 Card Name: Clarion Ultraerection Mana Cost: GGWWWUU Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Search your library for 3 homosexual permanent cards and put them into play tapped. Then shuffle your library. Skip your next untap step. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 246/307 Card Name: Shinning Ultraerection Mana Cost: WWUUUBB Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Choose 10 homosexual cards in your graveyard, Separate those cards into 2 piles. An oponent chooses a pile. You may play any number of cards from that pile without paying their mana costs. Then put the other pile and all cards which aren't played in this way into your graveyard. Rarity: R Flavor Text: It towered looking like a male symbol, and charmed guys. Of cource even Yamakawa. - Yamajun's Apocalypse, chapter 8 Artist: Card #: 247/307 Card Name: Violent Ultraerection Mana Cost: BBRRRGG Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Target 3 parmanents become 5/5 creatures with trample. If you choose permanents any opponent controls for target, gain control of them. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 248/307 Card Name: ANALyze King Mana Cost: 4(B / R)(B / R) Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary homosexual creature - Horror Pow/Tou: 4/5 Card Text: ANALyze King can't blocked by nonke, nonartifact creatures. 1R: ANALyze King deals 1 damage to target homosexual creature. B: Target creature can't be regenerated in this turn. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Your yells goodWoops! Oh, I did too much again." Artist: Card #: 249/307 Card Name: Effect of Hormone Mana Cost: UBR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2: Until end of turn, swith all creature's power and toughness. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 250/307 Card Name: Questing Feraddagrif Mana Cost: 1GWU Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual creature - Phelddagrif Pow/Tou: 2/4 Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Questing Feraddagrif is put into play with X hot guy counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of revealed homosexual card by joint. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a hot guy counter on Questing Feraddagrif. G, Remove a hot guy counter from Questing Feraddagrif: Questing Feraddagrif gets +2/+0 until end of turn. W, Remove 2 hot guy counters from Questing Feraddagrif: You gain life equal to Questing Feraddagrif's power. U, Remove 3 hot guy counters from Questing Feraddagrif: Return target homosexual permanent other than Questing Feraddagrif to its owner's hand. Rarity: R Flavor Text: This lewd hippopotamus first piles up, heals next, and makes them ascend to heaven at the end. Artist: Card #: 251/307 Card Name: Oledes the Virginity Emperor Mana Cost: 2BR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary creature - Human Wizard Pow/Tou: 3/3 Card Text: Haste When Oledes the Virginity Emperor becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it. T Oledes the Virginity Emperor deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Also even in this planar, the person who can't associate with others exists." Artist: Card #: 252/307 Card Name: Erection Wish Mana Cost: 1BR Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: You may choose a homosexual card you own from outside the game, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Remove Erection Wish from the game. Rarity: R Flavor Text: He wished for the best homo sex, but not for the dug side or the dug side. Artist: Card #: 253/307 Card Name: Oh! Nice Guy - Yamajun Perfect Mana Cost: Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Homosexual sorcery Pow/Tou: Card Text: Oh! Nice Guy - Yamajun Perfect is all colors. Progress 10 [WUBRG] You win this game if progress cost is paid for this. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Homo's aspiration moved Barazoku. Artist: Card #: 254/307 Card Name: Homosexual's Arcadia Yamajun Mana Cost: WUBRG Card Color: Gld Type & Class: Legendary homosexual enchantment Pow/Tou: Card Text: All players can't play nonke lands and spells. All activated abilities of nonke permanents except mana ability can't be played. All nonke creatures can't attack or block. When Homosexual's Arcadia Yamajun leaves play, you lose the game. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Free and boldness, these express Yamajun. Artist: Card #: 255/307 Card Name: Penis Print Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Penis Print can attach only to homosexual creatures. Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip 2 Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 256/307 Card Name: Peniscase Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Peniscase can attach only to homosexual creatures. Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and gains shroud. Equip 2 Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 257/307 Card Name: Century Mana Cost: 2 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Equipped creature gains haste and first strike. Equip 2 Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 258/307 Card Name: Heterosexual's Bauble Mana Cost: 0 Card Color: A Type & Class: Artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Heterosexual's Bauble comes into play tapped. T Remove target up to 1 homosexual card in any graveyard from the game. Draw a card. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 259/307 Card Name: Analclamp Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Equipped creature gets +1/-1. Whenever equipped creature is put into any graveyard by being dealt combat damage, each player draw 2 cards, reveal these, and discard all nonke cards among these. Equip 1 Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 260/307 Card Name: Homosexual's Bauble Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: T, Sacrifice Homosexual's Bauble: Target creature becomes homosexual until end of turn. Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 261/307 Card Name: Homosexual Colossus Mana Cost: 10 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Golem Pow/Tou: 8/8 Card Text: Progress 4 [3] Homosexual Colossus can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 262/307 Card Name: Assstith Mana Cost: 2 Card Color: A Type & Class: Artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: X, Sacrifice Assstith: Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 263/307 Card Name: Obelisk of Ass Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Obelisk of Ass is put into play tapped. T, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. T Add 2 to your mana pool. Rarity: U Flavor Text: It is as simple, determined and kusomiso as Yamajun. Artist: Card #: 264/307 Card Name: Flush Toilet Lotus Mana Cost: 0 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Construct Pow/Tou: Card Text: As Flush Toilet Lotus comes into play, choose a color. T Add one mana of the chosen color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to play homosexual spells. Whenever Flush Toilet Lotus is tapped for mana, each opponent draws a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: The flower blooming to color hot guy's intersection. Artist: Card #: 265/307 Card Name: Homosexual Catapult Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 1,T, Sacrifice a homosexual creature: Homosexual Catapult deals 2 damage to target creature or player. 1,T, Sacrifice 2 creatures: Homosexual Catapult deals 3 damage to target creature or player. That damage can't be prevented. Rarity: U Flavor Text: "Next! Go till the last though you become impotence!" Artist: Card #: 266/307 Card Name: Sixfeet Loincloth Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Whenever a homosexual creature comes into play under your control, you may attach Sixfeet Loincloth to it. All homosexual creatures able to block equippedd creature do so. equip 2 Rarity: U Flavor Text: The loincloth suits a hot guy well. Artist: Card #: 267/307 Card Name: Selfburning Golem Mana Cost: 4 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Golem Pow/Tou: 2/3 Card Text: T Add HH to your mana pool. Rarity: U Flavor Text: It were only golems to wander about the hatten place of Yamajun until Yamakawa Junichi brought hot guys centuries of several ago. Artist: Card #: 268/307 Card Name: Men's Sushi Chrysanthbomb Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2W: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. H, Sacrifice Men's Sushi Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 269/307 Card Name: Rush Chrysanthbomb Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2U: Look at the top five cards of your library, then put them back in any order. H, Sacrifice Rush Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 270/307 Card Name: Kazuya's Chrysanthbomb Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2B: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. H, Sacrifice Kazuya's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 271/307 Card Name: Shitfather's Chrysanthbomb Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2R: Target creature gains haste and First strike until end of turn. H, Sacrifice Shitfather's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 272/307 Card Name: Abe's Chrysanthbomb Mana Cost: 1 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2G: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. H, Sacrifice Abe's Chrysanthbomb: Draw a card. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 273/307 Card Name: Blue Workuniform Mana Cost: 4 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact - Equipment Pow/Tou: Card Text: Equipped creature gains "T, Unattach Blue Workuniform: Gain control of target creature. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) That creature gains haste until end of turn. That creature's controller gains control of Blue Workuniform." Equip 2 Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Was it really ok that you came in defenseless?" - Takakazu Abe Artist: Card #: 274/307 Card Name: Golden Ball Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: You can put Golden Ball into your deck only up to 2 or less. 1,T Tap target creature. 2,T Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. 3,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 4,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Golden Ball deals 4 damage to target player. 4,T,Sacrifice Golden Ball: Put a homosexual creature from your hand into play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Treasure which all men have two from the beginning - and no one obtains the third. Artist: Card #: 275/307 Card Name: Barazoku, The Secret Book Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 2,T Reveal the top card of your library. If it is a homosexual card, put it into your hand, otherwise into the bottom f your library. Rarity: R Flavor Text: A recorded book on hot guys who live in Yamajun. Artist: Card #: 276/307 Card Name: Sabu, The Secret Book Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Homosexual spells cost a1less to play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: A book that recorded the planar of the homo which exists besides Yamajun, where is called "Sabu", and brothers of crew-cut loincloth live in. Artist: Card #: 277/307 Card Name: SAMSON, The Secret Book Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Nonke Card Text: Nonke spells cost 1 more to play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: A book that recorded the planar of the homo which exists besides Yamajun, where is called "SAMSON", and muscle homos live in. Artist: Card #: 278/307 Card Name: Grimly Standing Monorith Mana Cost: 2 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Grimly Standing Monorith doen't untap during your untap step. T Add 3 to your mana pool. 4: Untap Grimly Standing Monorith. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 279/307 Card Name: Oh! NiceGays! Mana Cost: HHHHHH Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Oh! NiceGays! is put into play tapped. HHHH, T Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a homosexual card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. HHHH: You may put a homosexual permanent card from your hand into play. HHHH: You may play a homosexual instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying cost. Rarity: R Flavor Text: The book that recorded hot guys all planars said that Junichi Yamakawa wrote. Artist: Card #: 280/307 Card Name: Homoprism Processor Mana Cost: 4 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: When Homoprism Processor comes into play. choose a nonland homosexual permanent in play. X, Sacrifice Homoprism Processor: Search your library for a card with the same name as choosen permanent and put that card into play. X is equal to its converted mana cost. Then shuffle your library. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: 281/307 Card #: 281/307 Card Name: Homosteel Crosser Mana Cost: 3 Card Color: A Type & Class: Artifact creature - Human Pow/Tou: 2/2 Card Text: Affinity for homosexuals Sacrifice a homosexual permanent: Put a hot guy counter on Homosteel Crosser. When Homosteel Crosser is put into graveyard from play, put X 0/2 homosexual artifact creature tokens named TDN into play, where X is the number of hot guy counters on Homosteel Crosser. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 282/307 Card Name: Seminal Capsule of Yamajun Mana Cost: HH Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Seminal Capsule of Yamajun comes into play with X spelm counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of homosexual card revealed by joint. at the beginning of your upkeep, put a spelm counter on Seminal Capsule of Yamajun. X, Remove X spelm counters from Seminal Capsule of Yamajun: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Homosexual creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn. At the end of each turn, if there are no spelm counters on Seminal Capsule of Yamajun, sacrifice it. Rarity: R Flavor Text: The dream is blocked in there. Artist: Card #: 283/307 Card Name: Anus of Yamajun Mana Cost: HH Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) Anus of Yamajun comes into play with X anal counters on it. X is equal to converted mana cost of homosexual card revealed by joint. at the beginning of your upkeep, put a anal counter on Anus of Yamajun. X, Remove X anal counters from Anus of Yamajun: Spend only homosexual mana on X. Gain control of target attacking homosexual creature that power is X or less. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) At the end of each turn, if there are no anal counters on Anus of Yamajun, sacrifice it. Rarity: R Flavor Text: The dream can be blocked in there. Artist: Card #: 284/307 Card Name: Perversioning Mana Cost: 3HH Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Shapeshifter Pow/Tou: 0/0 Card Text: Joint (As you play this spell, you may reveal a card from your hand.) If white card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink, "1: Perversioning gets -1/+1 until end of turn." If blue card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains flying, shroud and "U: Untap Perversioning." If black card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains "B: Regenerate Perversioning" and "Whenever Perversioning deals damage to any opponent, that player discards a card." If red card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +1/+1 and gains haste, "1: Perversioning gets +1/-1 until end of turn." If green card is revealed by joint, Perversioning gets +2/+2 and gains trample. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 285/308 Card Name: Asshole Horiskelion Mana Cost: 0 Card Color: A Type & Class: Homosexual artifact creature - Construct Pow/Tou: 0/0 Card Text: Progress X [X] If progress cost is pald, Asshole Horiskelion comes into play with X +1/+1 counter on it. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Asshole Horiskelion: Asshole Horiskelion deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "I was born for being dug, but asshole horiskelion was born for digging." - Homosexual golem, Karn Artist: Card #: 286/307 Card Name: Yamajun's Portal Mana Cost: 5 Card Color: A Type & Class: Artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: 4,T You may put a creature card from your hand into play. 2HHH, T Seach your library for a homosexual creature card, put it into play. If you do, shuffle your library. Rarity: R Flavor Text: It is told that the first homo brought to Yamajun was a man of blue workuniform. Artist: Card #: 287/307 Card Name: Homosexual Weapon Mana Cost: 5 Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: WUBRG: Remove target nonke permanent from the game. If Homosexual Weapon would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Homosexual Weapon and shuffle it into its owner's library instead. Rarity: R Flavor Text: If you erase all nonkes, homosexual becomes worldly truth itself. Artist: Card #: 288/307 Card Name: Automatic Homo Hunter Mana Cost: 10 Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary artifact - Construct Pow/Tou: 0/6 Card Text: Automatic Homo Hunter can't be target of homosexual spells or abillities. Automatic Homo Hunter can block any number of creatures. Whenever Automatic Homo Hunter blocks or is blocked by homosexual creature, remove it from the game at the end of combat. 7: Remove target homosexual permanent from the game. When Automatic Homo Hunter leaves play, Return all cards removed by this into play under its owners. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 289/307 Card Name: Ass Pit Mana Cost: XX Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact Pow/Tou: Card Text: Spend only H on Ass Pit's mana cost. Ass Pit is put into play with X hot guy counters on it. HHH, T Put a black homosexual human wrestler creature token with back attack and shake off [2]. its power and toughness are each equal to the number of hot guy counters on Ass Pit. X, Sacrifice Ass Pit: Put a white legendary homosexual X/X human warrior creature with back attack, shake off [X], shroud, trample into play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: "Homosexual! You become homosexual!" Artist: Card #: 290/307 Card Name: Ultimate-Homoking Mana Cost: HHHHHHHHHH Card Color: A Type & Class: Legendary homosexual artifact creature - Golem Pow/Tou: 11/11 Card Text: You may sacrifice a Anal-White, Anal-Blue, Anal-Black, Anal-Red and Anal-Green rather than pay Ultimate-Homoking's mana cost. Vigilance, first strike, flying, shroud, fear, haste, trample B: Regenerate Ultimate-Homoking. R: Ultimate-Homoking gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 291/307 Card Name: Guysmell Plains Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Plains Pow/Tou: Card Text: [W] Rarity: L Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 292/303 Card Name: Guysmell Island Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Island Pow/Tou: Card Text: [U] Rarity: L Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 293/303 Card Name: Guysmell Swamp Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Swamp Pow/Tou: Card Text: [B] Rarity: L Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 294/303 Card Name: Guysmell Mountain Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Mountain Pow/Tou: Card Text: [R] Rarity: L Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 295/303 Card Name: Guysmell Forest Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Basic Homosexual Land - Forest Pow/Tou: Card Text: [G] Rarity: L Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 296/303 Card Name: Homosexualic Expence Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: T,Sacrifice Homosexualic Expanse: Search your library for a basic Homosexual land card and put it into play tapped. Then shuffle your library. Rarity: C Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 297/303 Card Name: Davie Village Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Davie Village comes into play tapped. T Add W to your mana pool. 1W T Prevent 2 damage from your choice source to homosexual creature. Rarity: U Flavor Text:The hardest things in Davie Village...seeking water closet for womens that not being men. Artist: Card #: 298/307 Card Name: Kings Cross Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Kings Cross comes into play tapped. T Add U to your mana pool. 3U T Change the target to your creature of target spell or abillity with a single creature target. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 299/307 Card Name: Le Marais Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped. T Add B to your mana pool. 2B T Remove a card from your top of Library. you can reveal a card that last removed by Le Marais when reveal a card from your hand of joint. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 300/307 Card Name: Zona Rosa Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped. T Add R to your mana pool. T Considers like playng spell a lot of one time in this turn. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 301/307 Card Name: Provincetown Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped. T Add G to your mana pool. G T Regenerate taget human. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 302/307 Card Name: Water closet Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: Kings cross comes into play tapped. T Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. 1 T Tap target nonland homosexual parmanent. Rarity: U Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 303/307 Card Name: Chestnut Bloom Valley Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. Rarity: U Flavor Text: This Valley is smells of Chestnut Bloom anytime. Artist: Card #: 304/307 Card Name: Gate of Shinjuku 2-chome Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. 2 T Sacrifice a nonhomosexual creature:put a 2/2 red homosexual Human creature token into play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 305/307 Card Name: Gaeaxtu-!'s Cradle Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. 2 T Sacrifice a nonhomosexual creature:put a 2/2 red homosexual Human creature token into play. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 306/307 Card Name: Shinjuku 2-chome Mana Cost: Card Color: Lnd Type & Class: Homosexual Land Pow/Tou: Card Text: 1 T Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. All creatures you contorol are Homosexual. Rarity: R Flavor Text: Artist: Card #: 307/307
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